boob check policy

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: nonameo
You whip it out.

Fixed

 

[JasonCoder]

My take: you check that rack out until her face comes back into view and then look her in the eye whilst smiling in an inviting way. At this point she'll give you a vibe on whether or not it was intentional on her part.

My beef is with those of the female persuasion that wear revealing things and then act all upset people look. Or get bitchy when they are then treated like a secks object. That I'll never get.

 

[ChaoZ]

Originally posted by: JasonCoder
My take: you check that rack out until her face comes back into view and then look her in the eye whilst smiling in an inviting way. At this point she'll give you a vibe on whether or not it was intentional on her part.

My beef is with those of the female persuasion that wear revealing things and then act all upset people look. Or get bitchy when they are then treated like a secks object. That I'll never get.

"You may not be a whore, but you sure are wearing one's uniform!"

 

[Orsorum]

"Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself." - Quote from (anonymous ATOTer)

- HotChic

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Seinfeld much?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: Ns1
stare until physical violence is imminent

or snap pics and then run away before violence ensues.

Good, bad, they're both fine choices. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm a DOM. I don't care anymore. If they are out there on display, i'm going to appreciate the trouble she went through to show them off.

Document Object Model?

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm a DOM. I don't care anymore. If they are out there on display, i'm going to appreciate the trouble she went through to show them off.

Document Object Model?

Is it wrong that was the first thing I also thought of?

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Seinfeld much?

Seinfeld can be applied at least once every day. Believe me, I do it.

Seen every episode at least 3 times, some going on 5+ times.


EDIT: Actually watching an episode now. The Frogger.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm a DOM. I don't care anymore. If they are out there on display, i'm going to appreciate the trouble she went through to show them off.

Document Object Model?

Is it wrong that was the first thing I also thought of?

yes. yes it is. You still employed? lol

 

[slayer202]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
you know what grinds my gears?

women showing off their cleavage. Like when I'm at work and they bend over just enough so you can look down their top. Do they do this for special treatment? Or to titillate me? I mean they smile and act all flirty. What is it you want? You want to go out? Like on a date where we get drunk and have clumsy drunk sex? Then you call the police and have me charged with rape? I don't think so.

haha that was good

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Ns1
stare until physical violence is imminent

For the stalker win.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm a DOM. I don't care anymore. If they are out there on display, i'm going to appreciate the trouble she went through to show them off.

AYYYY-MEN!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm a DOM. I don't care anymore. If they are out there on display, i'm going to appreciate the trouble she went through to show them off.

Document Object Model?

Is it wrong that was the first thing I also thought of?

Wow...you guys are NEEERRRRDDDSSSS.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
"Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself." - Quote from (anonymous ATOTer)

- HotChic

You can give credit to the ATOTer that said that, and his name is FrustratedUser.

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
you know what grinds my gears?

women showing off their cleavage. Like when I'm at work and they bend over just enough so you can look down their top. Do they do this for special treatment? Or to titillate me? I mean they smile and act all flirty. What is it you want? You want to go out? Like on a date where we get drunk and have clumsy drunk sex? Then you call the police and have me charged with rape? I don't think so.

And another thing, how come I can't ever find the droids I'm looking for?

 

[Eeezee]

Look as long as you like, so long as you know you won't get caught. Judge the risk accordingly. Do you mind getting caught? I wouldn't mind getting caught at some cashier's chest if she's wearing a low-cut shirt; I'll probably never meet her or anyone in there ever again (or at least I won't remember them). If you really want to be bold, just keep staring for several minutes.

If it were me, I'd probably have done what you did. A few seconds and they aren't as interesting anymore, anyway.

Low-cut shirt = she doesn't mind if people look at her cleavage. Otherwise, observer beware

 

[james1701]

Just ask for an extra bag and see how she goes for it. If she gives you another shot, then shes flirting with you. If its just a snatch and grab from the rack, then she was just not thinking when she bent over.

 

[shortylickens]

So the important question is:
Was it like girl number 1, or more like girl number 2?

 

[Chryso]

Dammit! I can't stop staring at girl number 2.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
you know what grinds my gears?

women showing off their cleavage. Like when I'm at work and they bend over just enough so you can look down their top. Do they do this for special treatment? Or to titillate me? I mean they smile and act all flirty. What is it you want? You want to go out? Like on a date where we get drunk and have clumsy drunk sex? Then you call the police and have me charged with rape? I don't think so.

heh heh you said titillate in a boobie thread.

Originally posted by: Orsorum
"Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself." - Quote from (anonymous ATOTer)

- HotChic

She is really going to town with his account, I am making a mental note to never leave myself logged into ATOT when I am not on my computer.

 

[Phokus]

Sunglasses FTW... look all you want

 

[Casawi]

They are there for appreciation. I was at BWW yesterday and the bartender had some serious knockers...I was watching the Pistons game, and staring at her barrels was the best damn commercial ever, even if it was the same thing over and over ... I did not mind, I kept looking at every timeout.

 

[radioouman]

I'd rather see ass than boobs, but that's just me.

 

[Lola]

Glance and then smile at them. Usually the gal smiles back. No joke. I look all of the time.