Bond vs Bourne

[MBrown]

Who would win in a fight?

 

[rocadelpunk]

coke


only thing bond would win in is

who has more stds contest.

It also depends on the gadgetry available to bond - does he have a watch that shoots lasers?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Bourne >> Bond.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Bourne

 

[recoil80]

I don't know, Bond maybe.
None of them would have a chance against Chuck Norris though

 

[dbk]

bourne would own in a hand to hand combat.

 

[nageov3t]

bourne.

bond would be crippled by syphilis.

 

[Bateluer]

Which Bond? Sean Connery would smack Bourne around like a rag doll, after hooking up with every hot woman in a 5 block radius. Daniel Craig would end up "tied to a chair" by Bourne and left for dead.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Bourne would totally fuck Bond up because he would never stop and monologue.

 

[fallenangel99]

Jack Bauer!

 

[newnameman]

Originally posted by: fallenangel99
Jack Bauer!

Only if it's a yelling contest.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Kirk

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: newnameman

Originally posted by: fallenangel99
Jack Bauer!

Only if it's a yelling contest.

:laugh: So true.

But really, Bourne could take out both of them.

 

[GenHoth]

This is like asking who would win in a fight, Wolverine, or Adrian Monk. One is an action hero, the other not so much. For the record, Bourne would win in a fight.

 

[0roo0roo]

bourne, because the new bond is like a second rate copy of bourne these days

 

[thecoolnessrune]

A better comparison would be Bourne vs. The Transporter. I'm still inclined to think Bourne though.

 

[WT]

Bourne vs. Liam Neeson's character in Taken ?

 

[Newfie]

Bourne

 

[LS21]

jack bauer is a woman

 

[TehMac]

I like Bond, so I voted for Bond.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
A better comparison would be Bourne vs. The Transporter. I'm still inclined to think Bourne though.

That is a good comparison. Both very impersonal and very professional. Bond is a ladies' man with cool gadgets.

 

[zerocool84]

I think Bond would win in a fight cus he could use one of his cool gadgets to f-up Bourne. Remember this is not the crappy Craig Bond as he has no gadgets to speak of.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: dbk
bourne would own in a hand to hand combat.

Not against all four bonds at once

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: dbk
bourne would own in a hand to hand combat.

Not against all four bonds at once

There's more than 4 bonds.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: dbk
bourne would own in a hand to hand combat.

Not against all four bonds at once

There's more than 4 bonds.

Connery, Moore, Niven, Timothy Whatshisface, and the new one. I forgot about Niven who would kick the crap out of Bourne, the other bonds, and Chuck Norris.