Bond vs Bourne

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Cogman

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"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object!"


My vote goes to batman!
 

Cogman

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: dbk
bourne would own in a hand to hand combat.

Not against all four bonds at once

There's more than 4 bonds.

Connery, Moore, Niven, Timothy Whatshisface, and the new one. I forgot about Niven who would kick the crap out of Bourne, the other bonds, and Chuck Norris.

BLASPHEMY! You better pray the god of Norris doesn't visit his wrath upon you!
 

zerocool84

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: dbk
bourne would own in a hand to hand combat.

Not against all four bonds at once

There's more than 4 bonds.

Connery, Moore, Niven, Timothy Whatshisface, and the new one. I forgot about Niven who would kick the crap out of Bourne, the other bonds, and Chuck Norris.

Movie Bonds:
Connery, Lazenby, Niven, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan, Craig

Then there's that made for tv Bond but he don't count.
 

bunnyfubbles

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Originally posted by: WT
Bourne vs. Liam Neeson's character in Taken ?

Taken is essentially Bourne + 20 years... No way the younger version loses. Taken is made interesting because he is somewhat handicapped by his age and is motivated to overcome that because of his daughter, he doesn't care what happens to himself as long as he succeeds. Remember he was actually caught, Bourne never does get caught unless he sets it up to be so as his own trap.
 

nace186

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I was thinking of Barry Bond for some reason...but Bourne would definitely win.
 

BW86

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even though Bond >>>>>>>> Bourne - I think Bourne would win in a fight.
 

zerocool84

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Originally posted by: BW86
even though Bond >>>>>>>> Bourne - I think Bourne would win in a fight.

Bond would just use one of his many gadgets to kill him. The op didn't say it had to be fair or anything.
 

coldmeat

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Bond has a perfect record over 22 movies. Bourne is always running away.
 

Farang

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: nace186
I was thinking of Barry Bond for some reason...but Bourne would definitely win.

the fuck is barry bond?

http://images.wikio.com/images...gle-word-knowingly.jpg

if you had trouble knowing that since he left out an 'S', I don't know if anything will help you.

i did not know that barry bond was barry bonds.. interesting they let him have two names. must be one for pre-roids, post-roids
 

Bulk Beef

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Bond needs a Lotus with missile launchers to win a fight. Bourne can kill you with a rolled up copy of GQ.
 

DVad3r

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You guys are missing the point of the comparison. Realistically Bond has the same training, if not better, than Bourne. He also has more experience and access to way better gadgets. Just because the movies portray them differently (one being pretty realistic, the other being fictional) does not mean that would be the situation when matched up in real life.

And yes obviously from the movies Bourne is portrayed as having GTFO combat skills, and would pwn Bond's movie combat skills.
 

Muse

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Neither one. They'd wind up drinking to each other in a cafe. Bon jour.