pauldun170
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- Sep 26, 2011
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Kid rings doorbell.
80 year old white guy shoots him for interrupting foxnews.
Police immediately look for criminal records of the victim to leak to conservative outlets.
DA immediately pushes for release of shooter in case he is a white military veteran.
State GOP office immediately dusts off mental health and crime talking points about other cities that don't actually have high crime stats.
FoxNews blames Biden by adding the word fentanyl to whatever notes they have lying around.
Rightwing immediately begin searching for memes to imply that the victim = thug
Jackasses on this forum begin hunting for article about white people getting shot ringing black peoples doorbells so that they can go both sides or whatever they think they are doing.
Meanwhile we should not blame guns because stuff and things
80 year old white guy shoots him for interrupting foxnews.
Police immediately look for criminal records of the victim to leak to conservative outlets.
DA immediately pushes for release of shooter in case he is a white military veteran.
State GOP office immediately dusts off mental health and crime talking points about other cities that don't actually have high crime stats.
FoxNews blames Biden by adding the word fentanyl to whatever notes they have lying around.
Rightwing immediately begin searching for memes to imply that the victim = thug
Jackasses on this forum begin hunting for article about white people getting shot ringing black peoples doorbells so that they can go both sides or whatever they think they are doing.
Meanwhile we should not blame guns because stuff and things
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