Big Ben engaged.

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SP33Demon

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What is Big Ben's favorite activity after sex?

Taking a dump since he's already on the toilet.
 

DAPUNISHER

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I am a life long Steelers fan, but this thread is both appropriate and funny. I cannot let you Ravens fans off the hook though. I wonder if he and Ray Lewis give each other a knowing wink now and then? :p
 

nick1985

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I am a life long Steelers fan, but this thread is both appropriate and funny. I cannot let you Ravens fans off the hook though. I wonder if he and Ray Lewis give each other a knowing wink now and then? :p

I'd rather hang out with a murderer than a rapist
 

IndyColtsFan

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I am a life long Steelers fan, but this thread is both appropriate and funny. I cannot let you Ravens fans off the hook though. I wonder if he and Ray Lewis give each other a knowing wink now and then? :p

Right after they got off the cell phone with Jamaal Lewis, I bet. :D
 

chalmers

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Ben is just a douche. Some people you can just tell by looking at them. My cousin knew him at Miami, she was a 2004 grad I believe. Said he was a douche there too. Just have no respect for him.
 

IndyColtsFan

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Ben is just a douche. Some people you can just tell by looking at them. My cousin knew him at Miami, she was a 2004 grad I believe. Said he was a douche there too. Just have no respect for him.

His sister plays for Oklahoma, and they were in the Final Four a couple years ago. He walked into the arena wearing his hat backwards and looked like a total douche, so I can believe it.
 

nick1985

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Ben is just a douche. Some people you can just tell by looking at them. My cousin knew him at Miami, she was a 2004 grad I believe. Said he was a douche there too. Just have no respect for him.

Did he rape her?
 

Stuxnet

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Between how fugly Big Ben is and and how he should be a registered sex offender, she's clearly a gold digger. No chick in her right mind would settle down with this clown.
 

KGB

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It should be a beautiful ceremony...

She gets a lovely wedding band whilst he gets a gold plated pair of brass knuckles.

Then... it's off to the honeymoon dumpster.
 

zinfamous

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Is it a Japanese chick?

I hear they're down with the whole rape fantasy thing.
 

Phokus

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I'm quoting this from somewhere else:

"She said no, but he forced the ring on her anyway" :p
 

classy

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This is one of those times, you just laugh at the news story because you just know its a sham. There is little doubt Big Ben is the only rape predator, who was caught and never spent a day in court, let alone jail. And more irony, he gets suspended for 6 games lol, then that gets reduced to 4 games. Why? Because he didn't rape anyone for a month so he gets 2 games less. He is the biggest joke walking free in society today.
 

bignateyk

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I'd rather hang out with a murderer than a rapist

I'd rather hang out with a murderer than a litterer. Generally if you kill someone you've got a pretty good reason. Not always, but alot of them are crimes of passion.

Littering on the other hand just shows a complete disrespect for society, and makes you a worthless piece of shit of a human being.

Intentional littering should be a felony punishable by years of prison time.
 

bignateyk

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This is one of those times, you just laugh at the news story because you just know its a sham. There is little doubt Big Ben is the only rape predator, who was caught and never spent a day in court, let alone jail. And more irony, he gets suspended for 6 games lol, then that gets reduced to 4 games. Why? Because he didn't rape anyone for a month so he gets 2 games less. He is the biggest joke walking free in society today.

I'm not sure what his suspension has to do with anything. He was never convicted of a crime. There wasn't even a basis for the suspension in the first place.
 

AMDZen

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There is little doubt Big Ben is the only rape predator, who was caught and never spent a day in court, let alone jail.

Yes, he is definitely the only one in the entire history of the world.
 

IceBergSLiM

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This is one of those times, you just laugh at the news story because you just know its a sham. There is little doubt Big Ben is the only rape predator, who was caught and never spent a day in court, let alone jail. And more irony, he gets suspended for 6 games lol, then that gets reduced to 4 games. Why? Because he didn't rape anyone for a month so he gets 2 games less. He is the biggest joke walking free in society today.

So it never crossed your mind that the woman was full of shit and this became apparent to authorities the minute the claims were investigated?:confused::confused: