Chriscross3234
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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
The Mk 19 is answer to any and all problems. Good against people, zombies and, armor.
Good luck lugging that sucker around when running away from zombies.
If you've got a Mk 19, you don't have to run.
Definitely the crossbow. Reusable ammunition and its silent. Guns will only attract more zombies.
A bullpup 12 gauge? Win.
BG2 reference. Also win.Mace of Disruption +2.

Why would you want to survive the apocalypse?
