Best "Stupid" Rap from the 90s

[HN]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
"The Humpty Dance" - Digital Underground

for sure, especially the most applicable line:

:music:I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid:music:

 

[dennilfloss]

House of Pain - Jump Around


Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]
Jump [32x]

Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
"The Humpty Dance" - Digital Underground

that was a good song. and there were lyrics in it if i recall...

i would call jump by criss cross and those types of songs the stupid rap. like down wit OPP (ya, you know me!)

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
House of Pain - Jump Around

And I got more rhymes than there's cops at the Dunkin'
Donuts shop

<snip>

Cause when I shoot the gift, I shoot to kill

<snip>

Grab yo bozac, punk

Fixed. Great song.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
House of Pain - Jump Around


Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]
Jump [32x]

Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk

That song rings as true today as the first day I heard it.:heart:

 

[Fenixgoon]

amish paradise </thread>

 

[murphy55d]

Redman - I'll Bee Dat

If you gotta be a monkey, be a gorilla
It's four A.M., I'm off a tab and still a
world rap biller, push a big Benz
with a chickenhead drawers hangin from my antenna

 

[skim milk]

everything from cash money millionaires
everything from no limit
everything from murda inc.
etc.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: slag

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
"The Humpty Dance" - Digital Underground

:music:Hey ladies, I'm really being sinsere...cause in a 69 my nose will really tickle your rear!:music:



:laugh:

I thought it was..

Hey Ladies, I'm really bein' sincere, 'cause in the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear.

You are correct. My memory has failed me and I didn't have the MP3 at work to listen!

For your viewing and listening pleasure....I love that song still!!!

 

[UberNeuman]

Not the 90's but it's stupid - it's rap - and it has a classic album cover - ZIP ZAP RAP!

 

[randay]

obviously everyone has a different opinion on whats stupid and whats good. this thread has failed.

 

[Oyeve]

Eidelweiss from a group called Eidelweiss. They bastardized that song. No one probably even remembers it, which is good.

 

[oddyager]

Are we counting hip-hop with rap? I mean crap like Puff Daddy and Puffy Daddy aka Mase were both horrible to listen to.

 

[Saint Nick]

wiggity wiggity wack

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: oddyager
Are we counting hip-hop with rap? I mean crap like Puff Daddy and Puffy Daddy aka Mase were both horrible to listen to.

theres no such thing as puffy daddy, mase was a different person from puff daddy