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ProfJohn

Lifer
Jul 28, 2006
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He doesn't want to be got.

He is crazy. Not making rational decisions.

Good chance that he falls at this point.
 

eits

Lifer
Jun 4, 2005
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www.integratedssr.com
HHAHAHA i just turned on the feed and i saw the guy sitting on the tower by himself for about 4 seconds and slowly from the bottom right corner i saw the dude with the lift coming into the picture... it was a pretty hilarious place to start watching.
 

BrokenVisage

Lifer
Jan 29, 2005
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mBMxS.jpg
 

Soundmanred

Lifer
Oct 26, 2006
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He's been wasting taxpayer dollars all his life, he has proven himself to be a worthless human being.

According to records on OSCN.net, and at the Oklahoma Department of Corrections website, a William Boyd Sturdivant II, born June 26, 1986, has had several run-ins with the law, a traffic arrest in May 2004, marijuana possession with intent to distribute in December 2005, burglary in January 2006, and unlawful possession of Schedule IV controlled substance in March 2007. It appears he has spent the last four years in prison, the result of repeat offenses and failure to comply with terms of deferred and suspended sentences. He was released on April 6, 2011.
What follows is a timeline of the five different cases on OSCN. The photos are from the Oklahoma DOC offender lookup website. (Click to enlarge to full size.)
2004/05/27: TR-2004-11536 and TR-04-11537: Stopped at 24th and Braden and cited for left of center in marked zone and driving with an expired license. Citation lists employer as "ANIMAL CLINIC"
2004/09/01: Failed to appear on May 27 citation. Attempt to suspend license failed, because he didn't have a valid license number. Warrant issued for his arrest.
2005/03/22: Sturdivant is arrested, pleads guilty, fined $10 plus court costs, and released.
2005/05/19: Bench warrant issued for failure to pay.
2005/07/14: Arrested and in court, found guilty of wilful failure to pay, sentenced to 15-day inmate work release program, with option to pay total cash bond and be released.
2005/07/27: Jail time completed as sentenced, release issued for 2005/07/28.
2005/10/13: Doesn't show for scheduled hearing on remaining court costs.
2005/12/09: CF-2005-5555: Arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.
2006/01/16: Pleads guilty to unlawful possession of marijuana with intent to distribute. Sentence deferred for two years, supervised by Division of Probation and Parole, 100 hours of community service within 180 days.
2006/01/18: Payment plan agreement
2006/01/19: CF-2006-1121: Committed 2nd degree burglary
2006/03/09: Charged with burglary
2006/05/10: Application to accelerate judgment on earlier deferred sentence; bench warrant issued.
2006/06/08: Pleads guilty to burglary. Sentenced to four years suspended, concurrent with the sentence for marijuana possession, plus 80 hours community service.
2006/06/26: Found guilty of violating terms of deferred sentence for marijuana possession, sentenced to four years suspended, supervised by Probation and Parole.
2006/06/28: Revised payment plan agreement for accumulated fines.
2007/01/04: Application to revoke suspended sentence. No hours of community service were completed. Bench warrant issued.
2007/03/21: CF-2007-1617: Unlawful possession of controlled drug schedule IV
2007/03/27: In custody.
2007/05/02: Suspended marijuana possession sentence revoked, sentenced to four years in DOC custody, consecutive to CF-2007-1617 (possession of controlled drug schedule IV) and concurrent with CF-06-1121 (burglary).
2007/05/24: Reception by Department of Corrections
2009/03/09: DOC photo

2010/06/29: DOC photo

2011/04/06: Released from DOC custody

2011/04/12: DOC notice to defendant of costs/fines due, release date 2011/04/06
2011/04/26: Payment of $50 due on June 27, and a payment on 27th of each month until case paid in full. Review scheduled for 2011/11/28.
2011/06/27: $50 payment made (listed on the docket summary for CF-2005-5555).
 
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Drako

Lifer
Jun 9, 2007
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And he's back to climbing down.

Get in the basket retard! :)
 
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Brigandier

Diamond Member
Feb 12, 2008
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They should give him some water, the less dehydrated he is, the more clearly he'll think. Wouldn't he be at the point of hallucinations now?
 

Brigandier

Diamond Member
Feb 12, 2008
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He's been wasting taxpayer dollars all his life, he has proven himself to be a worthless human being.

According to records on OSCN.net, and at the Oklahoma Department of Corrections website, a William Boyd Sturdivant II, born June 26, 1986, has had several run-ins with the law, a traffic arrest in May 2004, marijuana possession with intent to distribute in December 2005, burglary in January 2006, and unlawful possession of Schedule IV controlled substance in March 2007. It appears he has spent the last four years in prison, the result of repeat offenses and failure to comply with terms of deferred and suspended sentences. He was released on April 6, 2011.
What follows is a timeline of the five different cases on OSCN. The photos are from the Oklahoma DOC offender lookup website. (Click to enlarge to full size.)
2004/05/27: TR-2004-11536 and TR-04-11537: Stopped at 24th and Braden and cited for left of center in marked zone and driving with an expired license. Citation lists employer as "ANIMAL CLINIC"
2004/09/01: Failed to appear on May 27 citation. Attempt to suspend license failed, because he didn't have a valid license number. Warrant issued for his arrest.
2005/03/22: Sturdivant is arrested, pleads guilty, fined $10 plus court costs, and released.
2005/05/19: Bench warrant issued for failure to pay.
2005/07/14: Arrested and in court, found guilty of wilful failure to pay, sentenced to 15-day inmate work release program, with option to pay total cash bond and be released.
2005/07/27: Jail time completed as sentenced, release issued for 2005/07/28.
2005/10/13: Doesn't show for scheduled hearing on remaining court costs.
2005/12/09: CF-2005-5555: Arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.
2006/01/16: Pleads guilty to unlawful possession of marijuana with intent to distribute. Sentence deferred for two years, supervised by Division of Probation and Parole, 100 hours of community service within 180 days.
2006/01/18: Payment plan agreement
2006/01/19: CF-2006-1121: Committed 2nd degree burglary
2006/03/09: Charged with burglary
2006/05/10: Application to accelerate judgment on earlier deferred sentence; bench warrant issued.
2006/06/08: Pleads guilty to burglary. Sentenced to four years suspended, concurrent with the sentence for marijuana possession, plus 80 hours community service.
2006/06/26: Found guilty of violating terms of deferred sentence for marijuana possession, sentenced to four years suspended, supervised by Probation and Parole.
2006/06/28: Revised payment plan agreement for accumulated fines.
2007/01/04: Application to revoke suspended sentence. No hours of community service were completed. Bench warrant issued.
2007/03/21: CF-2007-1617: Unlawful possession of controlled drug schedule IV
2007/03/27: In custody.
2007/05/02: Suspended marijuana possession sentence revoked, sentenced to four years in DOC custody, consecutive to CF-2007-1617 (possession of controlled drug schedule IV) and concurrent with CF-06-1121 (burglary).
2007/05/24: Reception by Department of Corrections
2009/03/09: DOC photo

2010/06/29: DOC photo

2011/04/06: Released from DOC custody

2011/04/12: DOC notice to defendant of costs/fines due, release date 2011/04/06
2011/04/26: Payment of $50 due on June 27, and a payment on 27th of each month until case paid in full. Review scheduled for 2011/11/28.
2011/06/27: $50 payment made (listed on the docket summary for CF-2005-5555).

Fuck you, this young man has mental problems abound, though he's not the perfect child, he still deserves some goddamn empathy.
 

Soundmanred

Lifer
Oct 26, 2006
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Fuck you, this young man has mental problems abound, though he's not the perfect child, he still deserves some goddamn empathy.

This has not been established.
Everyone they've spoken to that know him say they weren't aware that he had mental problems. The quote from the police began "we suspect he has mental problems." The media ran with it and now he's a full blown mental patient. :rolleyes:
"Not perfect" is an understatement after a life of doing whatever he felt like doing despite the law.
 
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TakeNoPrisoners

Platinum Member
Jun 3, 2011
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Fuck you, this young man has mental problems abound, though he's not the perfect child, he still deserves some goddamn empathy.

That has not been established. This is public knowledge anyway so you really have no right to complain that his dirty laundry is now aired.
 

Nintendesert

Diamond Member
Mar 28, 2010
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Planking and all that other Facebook, Youtube shit is gay. It's like winning the biggest retard contest.
 

ProfJohn

Lifer
Jul 28, 2006
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It is nice to know that he came down and everything is ok.

Won't even be arrested. Hope they can get him some help and turn his life around. (won't hold my breath though)