Best pillow to silence pistol shots?

[Testify]

I have a gig coming up in a few days that may require some extra covertness and was wondering what kind of pillow is best at silencing shots from a small caliber handgun? Should I go with cotton, natural feathers, extra density and so on... Cost not really a factor here.

 

[nboy22]

Go with the tempurpedic.

 

[SparkyJJO]

 

[Jeeebus]

nothing says covert like walking around with a pillow under your arm.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

you'll want at least a 750 fill power goose down if you want some showy results but I find a high density memory foam to provide the best silencing

don't forget to double tap and then finish with a headshot

 

[HamburgerBoy]

nothing says covert like walking around with a pillow under your arm.

It is common knowledge that between the thighs is proper pillow transport.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

You shooting someone?

 

[xanis]

this thread is inappropriate 😛

 

[DangerAardvark]

Whatever you go with, make sure to test it on yourself first.

 

[Greenman]

A ballpean hammer works just as well up close.

 

[OCGuy]

Thread o' the week.

And the answer is: Potato

 

[deadlyapp]

I was going to same a medium to high density foam are probably best.

 

[Alone]

NO.

Just...fucking no.

 

[SirStev0]

Goose Down.

 

[Pardus]

I have a gig coming up in a few days that may require some extra covertness and was wondering what kind of pillow is best at silencing shots from a small caliber handgun? Should I go with cotton, natural feathers, extra density and so on... Cost not really a factor here.

I see an orange jumpsuit in your immediate future.

 

[Aikouka]

On Bones they used a potato 😱. You should try it!

 

[Lifted]

If you can't make a proper silencer, or at least know somebody who can, you need to find a new line of work. Hell, I know people who can and I don't even like/want guns.

 

[Imp]

On Bones they used a potato 😱. You should try it!

On CSI they used a soda pop bottle.

 

[dr150]

Just use a silencer you cheap ass!

 

[Mxylplyx]

sigh. Noobs

 

[brainhulk]

.22 to rear base of skull. brain silencer ftw

 

[Rifter]

med or high density foam works the best. You coulod also use subsonic .22 ammo that doesnt make alot of noise to begin with and thus no need for a pillow, still perfectly deadly within 75 feet from a rifle and at least 30 feet from a pistol.

 

[IGBT]

undecided. Still working on it. The ones wit feathers are expensive and messy.

 

[GoofyGoofT]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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