Best pick up line ever!

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Nah, the best pick-up line is "Nice shoes, wanna f***?"

You're from San Francisco right?

Actually, Ohio.

 

[A5]

Sup bitch? Date?

(What happened to konichiwa anyway? )

 

[oLLie]

Just gonna flag this thread for later reference.

 

[amnesiac]

This one got me a date:

Me: "Um, waitress, there's something missing on this check."
Waitress: "What's that?"
Me: "Your phone number."

It worked.

 

[Hammer]

Hello.
Hi.
What time should I pick you up?
Excuse me?
You're going out with me on saturday.
Ok.

Heh, I was just being a d*ck and was actually just screwing around with the girl sitting next me, but it worked.

edit: this was a few months back.

 

[Rainsford]

Originally posted by: bmacd
"i'm not really good at this whole pickup line stuff, but i was wondering if you wanted to get some dinner with me". Works everytime like a charm.

-=bmacd=-

Agreed. But that's not exactly a pick up line

 

[Beau]

My Blue Heaven had one of the best:

"It's too dangerous for you to be standing in the frozen food isle."

"Why?"

"Becuase your melting all the food."


Or a classic:

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[TuffGirl]

How about this one...

Ya wanna see something swell?


teehee

 

[Jhill]

Do you wanna go out for a pizza and fvck?



What you don't like pizza?

 

[rbhawcroft]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Hi I'm a Member of ATOT!

i think you need your firmware flashed.


i say: 'hi babe' and (sometimes) put my hand on thier ass, but it only works if they obviously fancy you, and you need to attract them before for that.

 

[eakers]

can you help me with my algebra

does u+i = 69?


"yah you know the atot forums? IM EAKERS DAMMIT!"

teehee.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: klee58
How about this one...

Ya wanna see something swell?


teehee

hahaha

 

[Hammer]

Hehe, you should make some business cards.

Originally posted by: eakers
yah you know the atot forums? IM EAKERS DAMMIT!"

teehee.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Hi I'm a Member of ATOT!

Rotflol !! I bet you go far with that one

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: eakers

"yah you know the atot forums? IM EAKERS DAMMIT!"

teehee.

LOL, that would work with anyone who's ever had any brush with the forums at all, and who cares about the rest of the world.

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Do you wanna go out for a pizza and fvck?



What you don't like pizza?

gonna try this on a girl i've been flirting with. Results tomorrow afternoon....

-=bmacd=-

 

[SUBxWRX]

*Ey you fat bitch, lets f**K*

works like a charm....

 

[rpc64]

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in em.

 

[Beau]

Hey, did you know that under these clothes... I'm naked!

 

[Harvey]

To someone you've never met, almost anywhere... "We can't go on meeting like this. People will talk.

Follow with... "On the other hand, let 'em talk. Then, we can go on meeting like this."

 

[TJN23]

"those pants are very becoming on you, then again, if i were in them, i'd be coming too"

"yo did you get tickets?" "to what?" *flex arms* "To the gun show!"

like the dictionary pick up line too, very nice

 

[BigJohnKC]

The one that still makes me laugh the hardest is this: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

"Hey, are those space pants, because your a$$ is out of this world!"

 

[Beau]

Hey, those clothes look nice on you, but you know what would look better? Me!

 

[SWScorch]

I personally like, "aha! I see you appear to be a chick! Wanna bang?" I wouldnt use it unless lots of money was being offered tho