Best pick up line ever!

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: icecool83

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: baffled2

LOL,silly I don't pickup girls !

I know, but you can still... nevermind.

<--- has too many 'curious' female friends...

And this is a problem because....

The winning line of course is:
*Look at the girl* (...) *look at your crotch* (...) *look at the girl* (...) "Well?!?!? It ain't gonna suck itself...."

-Ice

thats not how it goes. You're supposed to drop trou first and then stare at the chick with a puzzled look on you face and say "Well? It's not going to suck itself!"

The only proper response to that besides a trout smack is "Yes I do,but not with you"


LOL, these lines are soo bad, really, we ladies already have one asshole in our pants,why on earth would you think we'd
need another ?

 

[Calundronius]

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow? Scrambled, or fertilized?"

"Are your legs tired? Cause, they've been runnin through my mind all night."

And this last one, which a female friend of mine demmanded I say out loud, because it sounds so bad coming from a dork like me.

"By any chance, was your father a meat burgler? 'Cause you've got two fine hams shoved down the back of your dress."

That one is sooo bad.

God have mercy on anyone who actually tries any of the lines in this thread.

 

[Jarwa]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
"Hi! I'm a necrophiliac. Wanna come over to my place and play dead?"

Good One!! Can't believe I've never heard it. LOL

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: icecool83

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: baffled2

LOL,silly I don't pickup girls !

I know, but you can still... nevermind.

<--- has too many 'curious' female friends...

And this is a problem because....

The winning line of course is:
*Look at the girl* (...) *look at your crotch* (...) *look at the girl* (...) "Well?!?!? It ain't gonna suck itself...."

-Ice

thats not how it goes. You're supposed to drop trou first and then stare at the chick with a puzzled look on you face and say "Well? It's not going to suck itself!"

The only proper response to that besides a trout smack is "Yes I do,but not with you"


LOL, these lines are soo bad, really, we ladies already have one asshole in our pants,why on earth would you think we'd
need another ?

Because 2 is company and 3's a crowd