Best pick up line ever!

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gotsmack

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Best pick up line ever:

Wanna go camping, because I just pitched a tent for you.
 
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Swag1138

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Theres a couple others I like.

Do you have a bandaid? *run hands down chest* Because I am cut!

Youll never need a dictionairy, cause I got all the definition you need

And my favorite:

*said after dropping a packet of sugar by the target girl* Excuse me, but you dropped your nametag
 
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Swag1138

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Thats why you get a packet of SUGAR that actually says SUGAR on it. I have one in my wallet, just in case ;)
 
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slikmunks

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Originally posted by: Swag1138
Thats why you get a packet of SUGAR that actually says SUGAR on it. I have one in my wallet, just in case ;)
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hahaha always prepared, i see
 
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Hammer

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lol, you my friend, put way too much effort in. :)

Originally posted by: Swag1138
Thats why you get a packet of SUGAR that actually says SUGAR on it. I have one in my wallet, just in case ;)
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Swag1138

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I just figure that I might get slapped 9 of 10 times, but that tenth time......Ill probably get kicked in the nads.


But still, its worth it!
 
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Only a real bimbo would go for a pick up line ;) However in the interest of not completely pooping on your thread I submit the almighty Butthead's pick up line "Hey Baby....wanna wrestle? huh huh..huh huh huh"
 
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UltraQuiet

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Thats why you get a packet of SUGAR that actually says SUGAR on it. I have one in my wallet, just in case
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If that line was worth a sh!t you'd need to be carrying something besides a pack of sugar in your wallet. ;)
 
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Renob

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I got the best line I ever saw used by a guy, my cousin.

We were in line at a racetrack with 3 girls behind us and one of the girls tells my cousin "you smell good what do you have on?" My cousin turns around and says " I have a hardon I didnt know you could smell it"

That was by far the best line I ever heard.
 
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bmacd

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"i'm not really good at this whole pickup line stuff, but i was wondering if you wanted to get some dinner with me". Works everytime like a charm.

-=bmacd=-
 
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Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Renob
I got the best line I ever saw used by a guy, my cousin.

We were in line at a racetrack with 3 girls behind us and one of the girls tells my cousin "you smell good what do you have on?" My cousin turns around and says " I have a hardon I didnt know you could smell it"

That was by far the best line I ever heard.
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Heh.. what was the response?
 
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Renob

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that hardon line was great, I'm going to have to remember it.

I almost fell over I was laughing so hard when I heard it, but it worked.
 
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CraigRT

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how about "will you be my friend?" :p

I've actually never seen most of these... some are pretty funny !! :)
 
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