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Best Man speech

Make it short.

If people get drunk at the reception, the only thing they remember is not how well or how funny your speech was, they will remember just how long it was.

The shorter the speech is while still be heart felt, funny, etc the better. My best man speech was under 5 minutes. I had a personal story about my brother and I, real short. Said a few words about my brother and his wife tieing in some theme of commitment, devotion, and love, and then finished it off with a toast.
 
My best man did a powerpoint presentation. Jokes are easier to get when you have funny pictures to go with it since you dont have to verbally explain funny pictures.
 
There will be a lot of Christians there. One of my jokes involves sex advice. Should I care about pissing anyone off? I don't really care because I'm certain most will laugh.
 
RedCOMET said:
Make it short.

If people get drunk at the reception, the only thing they remember is not how well or how funny your speech was, they will remember just how long it was.

The shorter the speech is while still be heart felt, funny, etc the better. My best man speech was under 5 minutes. I had a personal story about my brother and I, real short. Said a few words about my brother and his wife tieing in some theme of commitment, devotion, and love, and then finished it off with a toast.
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For the love of god this. We're at the age where everyone's starting to get married, so we're going to 2-3 weddings a year. There's a direct negative correlation between the length of speeches and people's enjoyment of the ceremony. God I hate the weddings where speeches just go on and on and on.
 
Mr. Lennon said:
There will be a lot of Christians there. One of my jokes involves sex advice. Should I care about pissing anyone off? I don't really care because I'm certain most will laugh.
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"So a Hindu, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says 'God doesn't exist, heaven doesn't exist, you don't have a soul, and Jesus died for nothing. When you die that's it, no afterlife, no nothing, just your body rotting in the ground'."

ba dum dum

Pretend to sit down then remember something and get up "Oh and a toast to the lovely bride and groom"
 
Don't sweat it. Nobody's going to remember anything you say anyway. Go with the standard classic best man speech, keep it short and sweet, and enjoy yourself.
 
I would steer clear of anything offensive. YOU might not care, but the families of the bride and groom might care a lot. They might not want to be embarrassed in front of their friends and relatives and the person who officiated the wedding. Use that material at the bachelor party.

Seen it happen, years later the families still talk about "that guy who was so crude at Bob's reception." And "that guy" still isn't welcome at family events even though he's still good friends with Bob.
 
I love public speaking and making speeches. Format is simple:

1. This is your moment, seize it.
2. Start with a quick intro about yourself and groom.
3. Pick a funny story about you two, preferably from back in the days
4. Say another joke about how the bride is best the groom's gonna get.
5. Finish with a sincere line and toast.
 
kranky said:
I would steer clear of anything offensive. YOU might not care, but the families of the bride and groom might care a lot. They might not want to be embarrassed in front of their friends and relatives and the person who officiated the wedding. Use that material at the bachelor party.

Seen it happen, years later the families still talk about "that guy who was so crude at Bob's reception." And "that guy" still isn't welcome at family events even though he's still good friends with Bob.
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Totally this. I like 'pushing the envelope', but I stay clear when the speech is directed to everyone at wedding.

BUT you can still get away with a nice joke too. It all depends on the vibe and your delivery.
 
Zeze said:
I love public speaking and making speeches. Format is simple:

1. This is your moment, seize it.
2. Start with a quick intro about yourself and groom.
3. Pick a funny story about you two, preferably from back in the days
4. Say another joke about how the bride is best the groom's gonna get.
5. Finish with a sincere line and toast.
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This is a solid formula. Quick, simple, and shows you give a shit.
 
One of my jokes is "(brides name here), I have one simple advice for you. Guys have only two emotions, hunger and horny. If you see him without a erection, make him a sandwich. "

That's not that bad, right?
 
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