Best Man speech

[Away]

Kiwi's are asshats.

ftfy

 

[Mo0o]

One of my jokes is "(brides name here), I have one simple advice for you. Guys have only two emotions, hunger and horny. If you see him without a erection, make him a sandwich. "

That's not that bad, right?

That's pretty bad.

1. It's sexual without using innuendo, which is too vulgar for a reception involving bride and grooms parents, grandparents, possibly other families with younger kids.
2. It's degrading to the wife, since you're telling her to make the groom a sandwhich. If you're the best man, your job is to make fun of the groom and loft up the bride.

 

[Mike Gayner]

That's pretty bad.

1. It's sexual without using innuendo, which is too vulgar for a reception involving bride and grooms parents, grandparents, possibly other families with younger kids.
2. It's degrading to the wife, since you're telling her to make the groom a sandwhich. If you're the best man, your job is to make fun of the groom and loft up the bride.

Pretty much this. Don't use that joke at a wedding.

 

[moshquerade]

Christians are universally humourless asshats.

Your generalizations show how puny minded you actually are.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Your generalizations show how puny minded you actually are.

*wooosh*

 

[moshquerade]

*wooosh*

sound of the wind blowing in one of your ears and out the other

 

[Mr. Lennon]

I skipped the joke. Speech was still a hit.

 

[alkemyst]

I skipped the joke. Speech was still a hit.

good call, but in reality without knowing your group none of us here could give an accurate review of how your speech would turn out.

The worst speeches I have heard are those by dudes that clearly haven't dated much yet try and speak as if they are Dr. Phil/Dr. Ruth all rolled into one.

 

[Zeze]

I skipped the joke. Speech was still a hit.

Great job! Yeah, that joke could've been very bad... you're supposed to kiss up the bride & trash the groom.