Best joke ever.

[thedarkwolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWJC7tlYck

A shorter version of the same kind of thing

 

[shortylickens]

Ok classic example of the long joke with a simple pun punchline. Just that this version takes it beyond the point of tolerance. I started speed reading it after the first page and still was disappointed with the pun at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg&feature=player_detailpage#t=94s

 

[Barfo]

I wish I had the patience to read it again.

 

[vshah]

I wish I had the patience to read it again.

it's definitely worth a second read.... so many subtleties and nuances that you don't get the first time through that really change the meaning for me.

 

[arcenite]

it's definitely worth a second read.... so many subtleties and nuances that you don't get the first time through that really change the meaning for me.

:sneaky:

 

[shortylickens]

Will this post correctly?

YES IT DID!

 

[SandEagle]

never read it, never will.

 

[phoenix79]

Will this post correctly?

YES IT DID!

Driving on the wrong side of the car 😀

 

[Barfo]

Damn Brits.

 

[BudAshes]

never read it, never will.

This is why your quote will never have any application to you.

 

[gorcorps]

This is why your quote will never have any application to you.

Well remember who you're talking to. It's a long story and requires some focus... and SandEagle is so broke he can't even pay attention

 

[SolMiester]

i think the joke part is when someone actually reads that long post just for a lame ask joke. now that's comedy!

10k+ words for that?...good grief!

Edit - Just realised this is from 2005, a thought I had read this before!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I would have thought that you would have remembered it...

 

[Ticky]

Once again this gets bumped...

Dear god why.

 

[Ichinisan]

Once again this gets bumped...

Dear god why.

Why not? Some people haven't seen it or read this excellent joke.

 

[Barfo]

:awe:

 

[Murloc]

I read it all, very funny 😛

 

[eldorado99]

haha.lol

 

[gorcorps]

Once again this gets bumped...

Dear god why.

You did it too

 

[SonicIce]

man i never read the whole thing is it even worth it?

 

[eldorado99]

man i never read the whole thing is it even worth it?

yes, definitely.

 

[Ichinisan]

man i never read the whole thing is it even worth it?

HUGE pay-off. You'll love it.

It's pretty important that you DO NOT SKIM. Pause after each sentence if it helps you absorb / remember. You want to maximize the effect of the punch line. Yes, there is a punchline. Every sentence culminates to make the punch line more effective.

 

[Lemon law]

Oh shit and piffle, hard to believe this this bad pun has lasted 46 pages, But still gotta admit, the longer the lead up the better the bad pun became. OK OK I sucked in once but never again. This thread has become a monument to our collective stupidity.

Reminds me of the fellow who used to beat his head with a hammer because it felt so good when he stopped. Once is more than enough.

 

[eldorado99]

This joke is hilarious.

 

[MagickMan]

Like life, getting to the end is better than the end itself.