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Jerboy

Banned
Oct 27, 2001
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If emails from moderators were meant to be public, they would be posted, instead of mailed. Nice try on spreading propaganda.


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khtm

Platinum Member
Mar 5, 2001
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haha
i've been looking for this one, and i found it in jzero's sig:

If you don't like the way we do our job, feel free to find the exit. It's free, so it is a Hot Deal.

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khtm

Platinum Member
Mar 5, 2001
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holy crap
i had TONS of people send me more mod quotes to post. there was even a thread called "Hey Mods," where the mods left like 30 different quotes.

sweet ass sweet.

THE PAGE IS GROWING RAPIDLY

-khtm-
 

kamiam

Banned
Dec 12, 1999
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<< what exactly does it mean to lock a thread? >>



<< What does it mean when you lock a door?

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PsychoAndy

Lifer
Dec 31, 2000
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I did a little hunting and here's what I found......

GirlFriday is a hottie and everyone should listen to her, because she is so smart. I worship the ground she walks on.

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It could happen, couldn't it......

Dream on!

Mean Mod


What happened ? WHAT HAPPENED ?
I'll tell you what happened;
I got sick and tired of constantly locking threads from all the NEFFING you people do,so I took matters into my own hands !

I finally got a good nights sleep...ahhhh
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Jimmy, where's last year's card? I am still waiting for it. If you don't send me one soon, I will ban you
AnandTech Christmas Mod

Alright, time to let Monel out of his cage but the next time he pees on the floor, he's getting chained outside.

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This is one of those threads we lock just because it smells funny
--Anandtech Moderator

Well, ya better chill out, lest you get your booty slapped. (could be poor choice of words, as you might be into that)

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Hard to yodel.

AnandTech Yodeling Moderator

OK, let's just declare you the winner and quit now.

AnandTech Moderator

Does your mother know you are such a slimeball?

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Not bad for your last post on AnandTech. We hate thieves. You will not be returning.

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Aren't you glad you didn't post that you had done this, already? You would be banned, just like those who did.

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What part of "no coupons" did you not understand? Sorry if this seems a bit excessive, but you're blatantly avoiding rules that you are aware of. Good-bye.

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We really hate thieves, especially those who are stupid enough to brag about it.

Good bye,

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Thank you for your first/last post on AnandTech.

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Sorry,I don't date men with floppies.

Anandtech Sexy Mod

Thank you for your dissertation. Say hello to everyone at the next forum.

Good bye,

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"How many of the 74981 Anandtech members are actually BANNED members?

One more now then when you started this thread.

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wether they're funny or not...you be the judge. just something to add to the page
 

minendo

Elite Member
Aug 31, 2001
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ive got two more for ya:

supernova87a,

POOF! You're now a moderator.

AnandTech Magic Mod


A pricing error listed on Pricewatch does not a commit a vendor to sell goods at that price. Since you obviously know it is an error, grow up, get over it, and move on to the next real Hot Deal.

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Logix

Diamond Member
Jul 26, 2001
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When I pointed out a useless, neffing thread, they responded:

My hand is on the detonator right now. ;)

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:)
 

kamiam

Banned
Dec 12, 1999
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<< << what do you think of having rotating moderators? >>

1. It makes my head spin.

2. We might qualify to be replacement parts for a Mazda RX7 engine.

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Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Here's an idea, just say NO! As in no you can't post asking how to fire up your "spliff" in the wind!
The Rasta Mod
 

AnandTech Moderator

Staff member
Oct 12, 1999
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khtm

by khtm
contact me if you have a quote to add.

475 jackasses from ATOT have visited this site.


Takes one to know one.

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minendo

Elite Member
Aug 31, 2001
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<< khtm

by khtm
contact me if you have a quote to add.

475 jackasses from ATOT have visited this site.


Takes one to know one.

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