I did a little hunting and here's what I found......
GirlFriday is a hottie and everyone should listen to her, because she is so smart. I worship the ground she walks on.
Anandtech Moderator
It could happen, couldn't it......
Dream on!
Mean Mod
What happened ? WHAT HAPPENED ?
I'll tell you what happened;
I got sick and tired of constantly locking threads from all the NEFFING you people do,so I took matters into my own hands !
I finally got a good nights sleep...ahhhh
AnandTech Moderator
Jimmy, where's last year's card? I am still waiting for it. If you don't send me one soon, I will ban you
AnandTech Christmas Mod
Alright, time to let Monel out of his cage but the next time he pees on the floor, he's getting chained outside.
AnandTech Moderator
This is one of those threads we lock just because it smells funny
--Anandtech Moderator
Well, ya better chill out, lest you get your booty slapped. (could be poor choice of words, as you might be into that)
AnandTech Moderator
Hard to yodel.
AnandTech Yodeling Moderator
OK, let's just declare you the winner and quit now.
AnandTech Moderator
Does your mother know you are such a slimeball?
AnandTech Moderator
Not bad for your last post on AnandTech. We hate thieves. You will not be returning.
AnandTech Moderator
Aren't you glad you didn't post that you had done this, already? You would be banned, just like those who did.
AnandTech Moderator
What part of "no coupons" did you not understand? Sorry if this seems a bit excessive, but you're blatantly avoiding rules that you are aware of. Good-bye.
AnandTech Moderator
We really hate thieves, especially those who are stupid enough to brag about it.
Good bye,
AnandTech Moderator
Thank you for your first/last post on AnandTech.
AnandTech Moderator
Sorry,I don't date men with floppies.
Anandtech Sexy Mod
Thank you for your dissertation. Say hello to everyone at the next forum.
Good bye,
AnandTech Moderator
"How many of the 74981 Anandtech members are actually BANNED members?
One more now then when you started this thread.
AnandTech Moderator
wether they're funny or not...you be the judge. just something to add to the page