***Best Anandtech Moderator quotes!!!*** (Update: There's now a website!)

[ShotgunSteven]

Sorry, the truth is out there, and I just want to make sure people hear it.

 

[bootymac]

edit: nevermind

 

[hzl eyed grl]

There is a Giggly Grinch Mod out there somewhere.

 

[AreaCode707]

I liked the one that ran something like:

You'd better feel lucky you edited that out before my finger hit the nuke button.

Anandtech Moderator

 

[Rage187]

LMAO that was directed at me

HERE

 

[Jerboy]

In my mailbox......


"
To: not@revealed.sorry
Subject: Your poll at AnandTech has been removed.
From: moderator@anandtech.com Add to Contacts
Date: Mon, Nov 19 2001
Hello,

Your poll in the off topic forums of AnandTech has been taken down. We are sorry, but it was heading toward trouble, or a flamefest.

AnandTech Moderator. "

 

[khtm]

what? that's it? there's gotta be more!

-khtm-

 

[N8Magic]

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[WTT0001]

The Mod made an oops
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[Psylence]

I like the one about the mean mod killing and eating the fun mod with some jelly beans and wine or something. What was the exact quote???

 

[khtm]

yeah, what was that mean mod jelly bean quote?

 

[SaltBoy]

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[Davegod75]

ahh the charished moderator quotes. My antics have no yet landed me with a quotable quote; maybe i should step up my efforts

or maybe i should just go to class.

 

[Adul]

hehe I think my personal mod couldn'y keep up with me. I havem't heard from them lately :Q

 

[Juniper]

Hey this is a great thread

Best laugh I've had for a while...

 

[Geekbabe]

I like a lot of the MOD quotes, but don't have anyof my own,there's some really funny Mods !



this was one of my fav's






<< "There is one Mod per member. I have just been assigned as yours. BTW, my wife recently left me, I am being audited by the IRS, and my dog died. >>

 

[Azraele]

<< hehe I think my personal mod couldn't keep up with me. I haven't heard from them lately :Q >>


My mod, to my knowledge, has made exactly 1 appearance. I think I sacred him/her away. :Q

 

[John]

The SEARCH feature really works!

[*]I killed and ate the Fun Mod with some jellybeans and a little Chianti.

AnandTech Mean Moderator

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[*]The beatings will continue until morale improves.

AnandTech Moderator

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[*]Damn, I thought sure I'd flushed this turd earlier. Must be a low flow toilet.

Anandtech Moderator

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[*]Junior member mbetc, further cluttering up this forum with an apology for cluttering up this forum is just so . . . ineffably funny . . . that I, the mighty and omipotent Anandtech Moderator, scourge of the all the lame and clueless, cannot even bring myself to send you to parallel hell, the dustbin of feckless opportunists andbrain dead, pre-pubescent wannabes. Just don't do it again, OK?

Anandtech Moderator

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[*]I know you are new here, but ~~~~ I WANNA ~~~~ tell you that the ~~~~ I WANNA ~~~~ title is reserved for the Moderator sponsored thread. If ~~~~ U WANNA ~~~~ keep posting here, do not start your own ~~~~ I WANNA ~~~~ thread, again.

AnandTech Moderator

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[Kanalua]

There is only one way for an individual user to aquire Windows XP Pro corporate edition. This thread is locked.

Anandtech Moderator

 

[khtm]

Just came across 2 more:

It was in this thread

You are so out of here. Don't call us, we'll call you. Anandtech Moderator

And another:

That was the good mod, and she is now off duty. It's a new shift, and I am the bad mod. The ugly mod will be here later.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[AnimeKnight]

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[khtm]

I was bored so I made a site with all these funny quotes.

CLICK HERE

cheers,
-khtm-

 

[khtm]

more quotes added to the site!

-khtm-

 

[TheVrolok]

The web site... ROTFLMAO...

 

[jcovercash]

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