Become an ordained minister - free for life
- Thread starter Doomer
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Does this mean I can molest children without fear of legal reprocussions? Or is that only if you're Catholic?
Hey! Don't knock this one! I did this back in the 60's or 70's. I've never used it to try to get any tax breaks or anything else, but it has one redeeming social grace. You can legally marry your friends! 
I've done it for a few of my closest friends, and there are very few things I can think of that have given me more pleasure than to be able to participate in their joy on this level. What a rush!
I've done it for a few of my closest friends, and there are very few things I can think of that have given me more pleasure than to be able to participate in their joy on this level. What a rush!
Seems like we post this hot deal about once a year, but I have something of value to contribute this time...
Well, last time I signed up, I got a notification but never got the actual certificate.
Regardless, these things do come in handy, as a couple got married over the radio last night. The lady had one of these certificates and married these two people who had just met for the first time 10 minutes before going on the air, and the hosts are sending them to Hawaii. I think the marriage has to last 2 months or so... can't remember all the details of the contract.
Instead of "... as long as you both shall live," it was "... as long as you both shall agree."
That struck me as a little odd.
Well, last time I signed up, I got a notification but never got the actual certificate.
Regardless, these things do come in handy, as a couple got married over the radio last night. The lady had one of these certificates and married these two people who had just met for the first time 10 minutes before going on the air, and the hosts are sending them to Hawaii. I think the marriage has to last 2 months or so... can't remember all the details of the contract.
Instead of "... as long as you both shall live," it was "... as long as you both shall agree."
That struck me as a little odd.
nah, youll still go to jail you sick ****
just becuse someone sees somethign like this is not a reason to bash christians indescriminately.
woo hoo Reverend Dj Play!
tonite im gonna ask my friends if i can marry them. then after i do it im gonna slap down my certificate and scare the living crap out of em!
tonite im gonna ask my friends if i can marry them. then after i do it im gonna slap down my certificate and scare the living crap out of em!
Sorry if I offended you, being Islamic I have the highest regard for human life, pacifist living, and avoidance of violence at al........JIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!
Yea, I got ordained with a friend a few years back. Thought about it from reading Hunter S. Thompson. In anycase, my friend preformed to service for my wife and I, and as far as I know, we are still legally married. He had to pay about $30 for materials, but for a few more dollars you can get offical cards with titles like Doctor of Immortality, or Doctor of Motivation.
I was going to get the last one, but never got around to it.
I was going to get the last one, but never got around to it.
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
My dog is now an ordained minister!
OMG......The Right Reverend Fido!!
dont get me wrong, im not a practicing christian, I jsut think they deserve consideration and tolerance for thier beliefs.
I wouldnt do anything to offend you persoanlly, so i wont make any gay jokes,..
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