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Become an ordained minister - free for life

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The ULC ordination is pretty cool and definitely legit. If you ever hear about a wedding that was performed while skydiving, scuba diving, spelunking, sitting at the top of a 200 ft. redwood tree, jello wrestling, etc., chances are good that the minister is associated with the ULC.
 
Besides the ability to find a job in Vegas and bragging rights, what are the benefits of this? I knew someone who did this years ago and vaguely recall some tax benefits and special parking or something along those lines.
 
I signed up, and the deal gets better! I got an email which among many other things states:
Anyone that expands the ministry of the church by ordaining at least 15 new ministers will be rewarded in the here and now by canonization into Sainthood - free in appreciation of services rendered on the church's behalf.
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All I have to do is tell a bunch of friends about this, and I'll be a saint! 😀
 
Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
Besides the ability to find a job in Vegas and bragging rights, what are the benefits of this? I knew someone who did this years ago and vaguely recall some tax benefits and special parking or something along those lines.
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I'm going to start a cult.
 
Originally posted by: Match
I signed up, and the deal gets better! I got an email which among many other things states:
Anyone that expands the ministry of the church by ordaining at least 15 new ministers will be rewarded in the here and now by canonization into Sainthood - free in appreciation of services rendered on the church's behalf.
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All I have to do is tell a bunch of friends about this, and I'll be a saint! 😀
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SWEET! My dog is going to be a saint!

😀
 
you gotta sign up for the premium package to legally be a con artist and have molestation rights :| cold deal...

nah, youll still go to jail you sick ****

just becuse someone sees somethign like this is not a reason to bash christians indescriminately.
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ouch guess the truth hit a nerve.
 
Originally posted by: El Norm
you gotta sign up for the premium package to legally be a con artist and have molestation rights :| cold deal...

nah, youll still go to jail you sick ****

just becuse someone sees somethign like this is not a reason to bash christians indescriminately.
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ouch guess the truth hit a nerve.
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If we go by your reasoning then all teachers camp counselors and anyone else that works with kids is a pedophile. There may be truth in the fact that these atrocities have happened but the reason they are glorified in the news is because these people profess to believe in god. And the weak minded will buy whatever the media throws at them. I am not a Christian, I am an american and I believe in freedom of choice and the right not to be persectued for ones beliefs.

there was no truth hitting a nerve, it was bigotry
 
This has to be about the funniest thread I've read here at AT.
Sure wish I could come up with a good quip...

Rev. Hemo Onedyou:frown:
 
Originally posted by: stormbv
Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
Besides the ability to find a job in Vegas and bragging rights, what are the benefits of this? I knew someone who did this years ago and vaguely recall some tax benefits and special parking or something along those lines.
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I'm going to start a cult.
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cronies
 
Originally posted by: nutxo
just becuse someone sees somethign like this is not a reason to bash christians indescriminately.
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it wasn't indiscriminately, it was directed towards Catholics!
 
Originally posted by: nutxo

If we go by your reasoning then all teachers camp counselors and anyone else that works with kids is a pedophile. There may be truth in the fact that these atrocities have happened but the reason they are glorified in the news is because these people profess to believe in god. And the weak minded will buy whatever the media throws at them. I am not a Christian, I am an american and I believe in freedom of choice and the right not to be persectued for ones beliefs.

there was no truth hitting a nerve, it was bigotry
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Don't forget pop stars.

 
Originally posted by: multifacitedonyx
Yea, I got ordained with a friend a few years back. Thought about it from reading Hunter S. Thompson. In anycase, my friend preformed to service for my wife and I, and as far as I know, we are still legally married.
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What? He serviced your wife?


:Q
 
This Rocks! Thanks for the link. My dog is now a member as well. So, maybe now he can do that guys wife?

Thanks for the post!
 
I was ordained on March 21, 1996. Since then I changed my name to Eric Cartman....now I guess I need a new certificate. Whaaatever....I do what I want!
 
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
My dog is now an ordained minister!

😀
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Now, I will your dog the respect s/he deserves! Do me a favor and make an offering of a biscuit for me please 🙂
 
I am a now a minister. Now I can start the ministry that I always wanted to...the Touchy Feely Church for wayward Porn actresses.
 
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