Beavis and Butthead

[BatmanNate]

And Southpark is just the cheap Beavis and Butthead substitute for the younger generation. It substitues plain old boring crass garbage and bad animation for the creativity and originality that B&B had, I give it two thumbs down.

 

Like I said. I likes me some B&B, but their strength was commenting on the videos. South Park owns 'em.

I like just about all your posts so ill agree to disagree with you .

 

[Dedpuhl]

That was cool, huh huh

when we killed that frog, huh huh

it won't croak again

 

[Saulbadguy]

Were going to study the art of getting high? Cool...

 

[Dedpuhl]

Butthead: Try the morphine. It's excellent today.

 

[TheNinja]

When watching a video with a giant woman in it...

Beavis: "I wish they could make me bigger like that, then shrink me down but leave my weiner the same size"
Butthead: "Why not just make your weiner bigger"
Beavis: "No, no, no....you make ME bigger then shrink me down but keep my weiner the same size...BIGGER"

 

[Dedpuhl]

Beavis and Butthead singing in front of the recruiter's office:

You better watch out..
dum dum dum dum dum dum
'Cause I'm a war machineeeeeee
dum dum dum dum dum dum
You better WATCH OUTTTT!
dum dum dum dum dum dum
'Cause I'M A WAR MACHINEEEEE


I like when the recruiter interrupts them and the way they look when they stop playing air guitar.

 

[adlep]

They rule....
this sucks....

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Better than South Park any day.

I agree

Ausm

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Beavis and Butthead singing in front of the recruiter's office:

You better watch out..
dum dum dum dum dum dum
'Cause I'm a war machineeeeeee
dum dum dum dum dum dum
You better WATCH OUTTTT!
dum dum dum dum dum dum
'Cause I'M A WAR MACHINEEEEE


I like when the recruiter interrupts them and the way they look when they stop playing air guitar.

wah wah wah wah..yeah theyve come to snuff the rooster

 

[Dedpuhl]

Butthead: Hey Beavis, you know what's in Olivia Newton's John......Gomer's Pile. huh huh....get it?

Beavis: yeah ..eh he ehe eh




....This is the greatest thread ever!!

 

[lotust]

Originally posted by: phreakah
i love that show! i have the 3-dvd set of episodes

where did you buy this? I use to smoke pot and watch this every night it was on

 

[Dedpuhl]

Originally posted by: lotust

Originally posted by: phreakah
i love that show! i have the 3-dvd set of episodes

where did you buy this? I use to smoke pot and watch this every night it was on

probably eBay. History of Beavis and Butthead. I'd get it, but no vids sucks...

 

[Dedpuhl]

Butthead: This chick has small nostrils

Beavis: Yeah well um, i think anybodies nostrils will look small to you butthead, heh, you look like a cow

Butthead: uh, well i may have big nostrils, but you know what that means uh huh huh huh

Beavis: oh yeah....means you have lots of loogie

Butthead: uh. ok beavis...you'll be thinking about loogies and ill be slapping around my gigantic shlong

 

[IEatChildren]

I just loved when their teacher stands up on the desk and asks them to to a trust exercise where he lets himself fall and they're supposed to catch him, but they don't and he breaks his neck.
And Butthead says "hhehe I thought school was gonna suck today"

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Episode: US History "have to give oral presentations"

Beavis: My anal report... umm i mean my oral report is about uhh... ok... its umm...
Teacher: Beavis are you not prepared?
Beavis: No no... my report is on the time butthead and I had dinner and stuff
Teacher: What does that have to do with American History?
Beavis: shutup im not done yet....
(Flashback)
(Flashback ends)
Beavis: That dinner like changed my life and stuff and Ill never forget it... the end
Teacher: Beavis that is the worst report i have ever heard... What did it have to do with American History?
Beavis: Well it happened last week, and umm it was like in America, so its history.... hehheh... Thank you very much..

 

[Dedpuhl]

Butthead: huh huh, pull my finger

Beavis: nah uh, eh heh eh

Butthead: come on, pull my finger dude

Beavis: no way

Butthead: come on, pull my finger

Beavis: <pulls butthead's finger> ...nothin?

Butthead: huh huh, S B D

 

[MartyMcFly3]

oh dear lord ive created a monster in the form of a Beavis and Butthead thread!!!

 

[DaviDaVinci]

I used to watch them at my Kwiky Mart all the time with this cop. Hope he didn't act like them on the streets....that was koool.

 

[Dedpuhl]

::while having "phone sex"::

Butthead: Hey beavis, I think I just innoculated

 

[Dedpuhl]

Butthead: Anything?

Beavis: Nope

Butthead: Are you sure you're lickin right?

Beavis: yeah.

Butthead: I don't get. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz.

Beavis: Hmmm, tastes like chicken. Here toadie, toadie.

 

[Saulbadguy]

You can get yourself pregnant? AHHHHHHH! GIMME THAT!

Contraptions! Contraptions!

Food...FOOD FOOD FOOD! Vegetables?!

 

[Dedpuhl]

Beavis: That would be cool if they really had pipes with crap and terds running through them. eh heh heh eh

Butthead: They do, dumbass..huh huh. How do you think all that crap gets out of your house?

Beavis: It doesn't. It's in my basement in little jars. heh heh eh heh.

Butthead: That's pretty disgusting, Beavis.

Beavis: Yeah, I know.

 

[TheNinja]

Beavis and Butthead were watching a music video (like a bunch of scary looking people dancing around (no it wan't Thriller)).

Butthead: "Whoa, that looks like the crypt keeper"
Beavis: "Heh, ya, Taaaaaales from my nutsack!"

 

[TheAudit]

My favorite was one of the originals with the God of Feces.