Bear fighting tactics needed

[S h o o B i E x]

bears are fuckin noob

 

[chusteczka]

If you are really intent on learning how to fight a bear, here is a video demonstrating how it is done.

 

[Howard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoTct40HZoU

 

[invidia]

Light a huge branch on fire and use it as a torch. All animals are afraid of fire. However, be careful not to start a huge forest fire.

 

[0roo0roo]

xbow+spear+load of mates with same deal

 

[mizzou]

lol,

Well, all you can really hope for is that if you put up any fight at all, it will lose interest and go find fat slow kids

 

[ric0chet06]

didnt read through this whole thread, but there's some gnarly bear pepper spray that works.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: BladeVenom

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
What's your 40 time?

You can't outrun a bear.

You don't need to outrun the bear, just your friends.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
We take large cans of bear spray.
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..ahha. bear douche.

 

[0roo0roo]

heh, well as long as its not a grizzly they tend to be scared of humans.

 

[nonameo]

All you need is some pot. Don't fight. Make love, not war. After all, it is mating season, right?

 

[RESmonkey]

gun

 

[Howard]

You sure you aren't asking about bear fucking tactics? If so, I would recommend "Super Troopers".

 

[videogames101]

Tactics-

Aim, Shoot

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Just run away and it'll drop aggro after a little while.

 

[BlackTigers]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xcMR12-H5d4

bear threesome?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Just run away and it'll drop aggro after a little while.

or out levle it by killing rabbits. squirrels and gnols

 

[KillerCharlie]

Black bear attacks are extremely rare. You're not going to do much with a knife. Wear a bell that constantly makes noise so you don't startle any of them, and get some bear spray (pepper spray that sprays a long distance).

 

[jme5343]

Originally posted by: S h o o B i E x

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: S h o o B i E x
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Any male that weighs at least 150 pounds can easily take a black bear, or any bear for that matter, in one on one combat. All you need to do is get wrist control then punch it in the nose and it's head will pop off and candies will come out. I'm surprised no one knew this.

Wrist control is the key...but do bears have wrists per se?

Yeah for sure their there. They are just wearing magic bracelets that add +10 meat to there bones. I can understand why you didn't know. I only bear experts, like myself, know such details.

Made me laugh. Thanks.

 

[jonks]

I bump this thread out of necessity. They have begun to develop a weapons training program. I give you, ninja bear:
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2009/03/ninja-bear.html

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: jonks
I bump this thread out of necessity. They have begun to develop a weapons training program. I give you, ninja bear:
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2009/03/ninja-bear.html

BWAHAHAHA!

*scene from indiana jones*
BAM!

 

[Kelvrick]

Marked for video

 

[Modelworks]

Silly people, you only need to have a picinic basket !

 

[DayLaPaul]

All you need is a slingshot and aim for the eyes.

 

[jtvang125]

I think using tiger style would be your best bet. But if he comes at you with his drunken bear paw stance you're SOL.