ATTN: Hipsters. if your thin/scrawny pale. A lumberjack beard looks bad on you.

[smackababy]

Truth.

Nah, in 20 years, it will go back to being a soccer player haircut and that will be the end of it. Shaved sides and can slick it back with a ton of gel? Perfect for running around for an hour and a half.

 

[stormkroe]

A guy I know went this route. Huge beard, shaved sides with the razor-part. He used to get mad when I called him a hipster, even though a google search for 'hipster beard' would basically turn his phone into a mirror. He also got mad when I told him it would give him a cookie-eating grin.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I've thought of growing a beard just for fun, but I hate the feeling of facial hair. Get used to it after a while I guess. I did do the Movember thing for a few years and grew a moustache. After the first few days it's long enough that it's actually not that annoying. Maybe I should go for a ginger terrorist beard this year. I just need to bring a home made clock at work.