Seriously, my wife has some annoying (and really cheap friends). Allow me to provide a summary:
1. One brought 2 bottles of wine to NYE last year. They weren't used, so she asked if she could take the more expensive bottle home and left us with a cheap $3 wine. WTF? We provided nearly all the food and booze.
2. Another friend is the most annoying person I have ever met. Anyway, a couple years ago, she and her husband came to watch a Colts playoff game at my house. Granted, I didn't like this girl before, but she shows up dressed in a Colts jersey (Dallas Clark) and professes to be a "hardcore" Colts fan. It turns out, she knew nothing about football and only had a Dallas Clark jersey because she thought he was "cute." She kept asking stupid questions ("How many downs do they get?") the ENTIRE game and afterwards, I told my wife she was NEVER inviting them over again during football season.