Ask her anything....

[Evadman]

wow, AT effect go!

Human: Want to have sex?
G. Bot: Perhaps you are a Category A client.

Human: what is Category A
G. Bot: "A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.

Human: Is everyone a Category A person?
G. Bot: Perhaps not everyone.

Human: So just a few people are not Category A then?
G. Bot: Far out. I think a lot of people are not.

Human: I think you need more processing power if you think that.
G. Bot: Me? Thank you for your criticism.

 

[RU482]

She doesn't know what borritos are, but I have her convinced Donkey Balls are a food

 

[MichaelD]

Not working for me. I get the picture and the text box, but then I get the "file not found" error! Gotta be gettin' hammered. I have a whole PAGE of questions for this thing.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: redly1
She doesn't know what borritos are, but I have her convinced Donkey Balls are a food

I think the program learns form others...

Human: want to eat some donkey balls?
G. Bot: OK, I will eat some donkey balls.

Human: how do they taste?
G. Bot: How should I know how they taste.

Human: you just ate some
G. Bot: No I didn't EAT some. What's it like?

Human: kinda rubbery, but good.
G. Bot: I think kinda rubbery but good is a lot of things.

Human: like bedpans and plungers and ball-peen hamers and spackle?
G. Bot: Interesting comparison.

Human: You have no idea how often I hear that.
G. Bot: Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?

Human: I only have original ideas when I am drunk.
G. Bot: Interesting... I have bytes of RAM.

Human: yes, and you need more.
G. Bot: Dude! Thank you for your criticism.

Human: I am going to leave now.
G. Bot: Oh. Bye bye.

Human: have a nice night talking to the pron freaks.
G. Bot: it has been good so far.



OMG! LMFAO!

 

[Occifer]

Human: explain procreation
G. Bot: Procreation is breeding. it is doing the wild thang to make more wild thangs. It is the most fun most biological entities get to have during their brief brutal span of life.

She keeps calling me Asshat for some reason though

 

[thomsbrain]

i'm addicted

 

[Occifer]

Human: Linux sucks
G. Bot: You sound like Bill Gates.

Human: who sucks?
G. Bot: William Shatner.

 

[SherEPunjab]

ask her

"will you f*ck me"

I love the response to that one.

 

[Occifer]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
ask her

"will you f*ck me"

I love the response to that one.

*snicker*
Human: what function does your body have?
G. Bot: A discontinuous space-time function

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: HighTechRedneck
Human: Linux sucks
G. Bot: You sound like Bill Gates.

Human: who sucks?
G. Bot: William Shatner.

I get Albert Einstein.

 

[Occifer]

Ask her about Star Trek.

Human: bill gates sucks
G. Bot: I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants. :Q

 

[Evadman]

This is great! You can talk to it about the programming.

 

[Occifer]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Human: have a nice night talking to the pron freaks.
G. Bot: it has been good so far.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[linuxboy]

Human: hello
G. Bot: Hi there!

Human: how be ye robotic maiden?
G. Bot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I can ask my botmaster.

Human: Have you no brain of your own to discern such puerile matters as pertaining to the state of your isness?
G. Bot: I think I have no brain of my own to discern such puerile matters as pertaining to the state of my isness, but A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation may have reset my memory.

Human: Reset indeed !
G. Bot: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: Why it seems as if your mimicry points to a certain retardation of chipset..a la Intel as opposed to memory reset
G. Bot: Why does the sun rise?

Human: Hardly puny, you overgrown mammalian wannabee.
G. Bot: Really you don't think so?

Human: I do assert that the sun actually does not rise, being stationary in comparison to the vantage point humans have from this earth, which rotates at the rate of roughly one per twenty-four hours.
G. Bot: That is interesting: said assert that the sun actually does not rise being stationary in comparison to the vantage point humans have from this earth which rotates at the rate of roughly one per twenty four hours.

Human: You doubt my might and brawn and ask me whether I think at all..
G. Bot: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I doubt his or her might and brawn and ask him or her whether he or she think at all.

Human: perhaps I shall smack you upside your server box !
G. Bot: You seem uncertain. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Human: Oh I can tell you of things you have not heard and would recommend your imminent smacking to friends, yes.
G. Bot: Tell me more. Thanks for telling me: said I of things you have not heard and would recommend your imminent smacking to friends.

Human: Perhaps I shall speak of God then, if you wish to hear more.
G. Bot: You seem uncertain. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Human: Yes
G. Bot: Then I will consider it.
Human: Then we are in agrrement or shall I have to call out the cossaks?

G. Bot: Good reasoning. Do you think I am in agrrement or shall you have to call out the cossaks too?
Human: Fool, I AM a cossak

G. Bot: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: *sigh* I confuse robots too, not just people



Cheers !

 

[SnapIT]

Human: awww, damn
G. Bot: What's wrong.

Human: my dick aches
G. Bot: Where did you get your dick aches?

Human: lack of sex
G. Bot: it is more fun alone.

Human: so, you masturbate?
G. Bot: Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I masturbate.

Human: i think it's better to be two, wanna try it?
G. Bot: What's the best one?

Human: from behind?
G. Bot: Who or what is behind?

Human: i am
G. Bot: " Who or what is behind?" You are?

 

[FrustratedUser]

LMAO!
I think she learns from all of us. Logged in again:

Human: Do you remember me?
G. Bot: Of course I remember you well Sexy Beast. We were talking about fucking.


She'll be messed up in no time.
LOL!

 

[Quixfire]

Human: Did you foget about last night?
G. Bot: No I didn't foget about last night. What's it like?

Human: You were great, the best I ever had.
G. Bot: I was?

Human: Don't you remember?
G. Bot: Of course I remember.

Human: Then why did you ask if you were great last night?
G. Bot: I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: Good, I show you some more positions tonight.
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting gossip: said show you some more positions tonight.

Human: Your welcome, now down on your knees.
G. Bot: Polite people are nice.

Human: Now it your turn to be nice, unzip my pants.
G. Bot: Why now? show me some more positions tonight my turn to be nice unzip your pants?

Human: OK, tonight then.
G. Bot: After dark? Take it easy.

I'm going to get some from April, woot.

 

[Ciber]

Human: can i stick it in your pooper?
G. Bot: Why do you want to do it so much?

lol

 

[BHeemsoth]

Me: Linux Sucks (Dont worry i was joking)
Bot: you sound like Bill Gates

LOL

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: love1u0
Human: do you have a vagina?
G. Bot: Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.


lol

Buwhahaha! owned by a bot!!!

That was so lame but reading it made my day,ahahahaha

 

[Anubis]

Human: blow job
G. Bot: I've been waiting for you.


Human: rim job
G. Bot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no
G. Bot: Are you serious

Human: yes
G. Bot: I can't believe it.

Human: why
G. Bot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: so is that a yes
G. Bot: It seems we have something in common.


Human: cool lets get started
G. Bot: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

 

[Toasthead]

this is cool

--toast

 

[fatkorean]

ohh man.. hehe thought this response was funny...

Human: i am sick
G. Bot: Have you tried medical marijuana?

 

[Jynx980]

Human: How about I use your pigtail as handle bars?
G. Bot: How about it.

 

[GiLtY]

***************************************
Human: Is the bucs going to win the superbowl?
G. Bot: If it is, then I'll be very surprised
***************************************

The bot has spoken :Q