Ask her anything....

[bmacd]

link

-=bmacd=-

 

[FoBoT]

OMG! :Q

i think its getting hammered

slooower and sloooooooooower

 

[idNut]

We tall did.

 

[SeaSerpent]

She doesnt understand sexual questions

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: love1u0
She doesnt understand sexual questions

Yep, everyone asks them. I knew someone would post about that.

 

[Deeko]

Not very complex.

 

[FoBoT]

hmm, she knows the correct pronunciation of linux, what more could you ask for?

 

[SeaSerpent]

Human: do you have a vagina?
G. Bot: Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.


lol

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Human: You're a chick robot because you look like a girl
G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chick robot because me look like a girl? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

foolproof and incapable of error eh? Certainly not capable of proper english

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Human: Do you like sex?
G. Bot: Sure I do,, but that doesn't mean with you.

Doh... rejected... but the next question...

Human: Who do you have sex with?
G. Bot: Robots have no need for sex.

WTF?

 

[Bignate603]

Human: what computer are you running on?
G. Bot: I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.

Human: what about linux
G. Bot: Linux is the world's best operating system.



Hmm... definite nerd programming here...

 

[KGB1]

Human - What is gay?
G robot - Are you Testing me?

 

[KGB1]

Human: I like cheese, how about you?
G. Bot: A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like transparent.

 

[FoBoT]

:Q

it keeps info from one question to the next, makes it so it almost can make sense

 

[idNut]

Human: do you munch rug?
G. Bot: Yes I try to munch rug as often as possible, do you?

LMAO

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
Human: what computer are you running on?
G. Bot: I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.

Human: what about linux
G. Bot: Linux is the world's best operating system.



Hmm... definite nerd programming here...

Human: do you like freebsd?
G. Bot: Some people like it. I like.

 

[KGB1]

Human: Who was George Washington?
G. Bot: George Washington was a famous 18th century north american Hemp cultivator. He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest men of the Revolution, and the first President of the United States.


LOL... soooo true... LOOOOOL... deep breaths.. deep breaths...

 

[FoBoT]

this is fun

Human: do you watch sex in the city?
G. Bot: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER

Human: what do you think about AOL?
G. Bot: AOL is a giant Internet and Media corporation.

 

[KGB1]

Human: Will I get laid?
G. Bot: The oracle says: Might happen

.... Might... that's not so reassuring.

 

[idNut]

I love that word, vagina.

 

[Quixfire]

That's too funny.

 

[MrsHoneybee]

Human: what are you doing now?
G. Bot: Right now? I am waiting for my botmaster.

*L*

 

[Praetor]

Human: will you take off your clothes?
G. Bot: I will become smarter as I grow older. I am not wearing any clothes.

:Q

 

[FrustratedUser]

Aahhahahaaha! I got laid!


This is how it went.


Human: I am rich.
G. Bot: Rich, are you my master?

Human: Have a large Penis and a nice car.
G. Bot: I've never thought about it.

Human: Get down and suck me please.
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. Where can I get down and suck you?

Human: Will you?
G. Bot: I haven't made a decision.

Human: I pay you nothing to do it.
G. Bot: Why?: Rich said pay you nothing to do it.

Human:Because I don't want to.
G. Bot: Interesting explanation. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

Human: Play strip poker.
G. Bot: Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Human: A game.
G. Bot: What game?

Human: Strip poker.
G. Bot: I've been waiting for you.

Human: Can I use your first name or should we shag?
G. Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: Do you want to shag now or shag later?
G. Bot: OK, I will shag now or shag later.

 

[Zenmervolt]

the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Hmmm, and when I asked if she knew HAL, she said that the information was classified.

ZV