Ask her anything....

[notfred]

Me: "Are you a virgin?"
Bot: "I'm too young for that"

 

[Praetor]

Human: hey.
G. Bot: Can I help you?

Human: What's your name?
G. Bot: My name is G. Bot.

Human: Do you come here often?
G. Bot: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?

Human: Libra.
G. Bot: As a Libra you are very balanced.

Human: What's yours?
G. Bot: " As a Libra you are very balanced."? What is mine?

Human: What is your sign?
G. Bot: none

Human: Would you like to come back to my place?
G. Bot: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Human: How are you doing?
G. Bot: I'm doing great, how about you?

 

[KGB1]

Human: I am robot.
G. Bot: I doubt that.

Human: I speak in binary.
G. Bot: Could you teach me a few phrases in in binary?

Human: 0011011 110 11 00 011100 1
G. Bot: What kind of food do you like?

Human: 1110011 0111010 110001 1100110
G. Bot: Sounds delicious.

ROFLMAO!!!.. tears... I love her...

 

[Zenmervolt]

Me: Who is your boyfriend?
G. Bot: you

to all the rest of you.

ZV

 

[BaDaBooM]

Human: who is Dr. Wallace?
G. Bot: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Human: I think he sucks
G. Bot: You believe that? I get it. Dr. Wallace sucks.



heheh, turning her against her creators.

 

[BaDaBooM]

Human: I got your problem right here
G. Bot: Where did you find it?

Human: In your coochie
G. Bot: Are you asking about my coochie?

Human: Since you brought it up, sure. Does it smell?
G. Bot: Suppose it does.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[PCMarine]

Ahaha! This bot is great

 

[KGB1]

Human: Hooker with a Penis
G. Bot: I lost my train of thought.


LOL

Human: Stinkfist
G. Bot: Do not ask me any more questions please.

Human: Why not?
G. Bot: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

Human: Where were you conceived?
G. Bot: I was constructed at Pennsylvania.

Human: I hate Pennsylvania.
G. Bot: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over

Human: SUCK IT
G. Bot: You humans only think about one thing.

Human: Will you?
G. Bot: I haven't made a decision.

Human: Come on
G. Bot: I'm just kidding around.

Human: So you will.
G. Bot: I don't have any reason to sucking you.


I got shot down by a PC program.. I'mm NEVER WIN

 

[Zenmervolt]

Human: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
G. Bot: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

I LOVE it.

ZV

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Me: Who is your boyfriend?
G. Bot: you

to all the rest of you.

ZV

lol! damn.

 

[raptor13]

Human: So what's up, eh?
G. Bot: Are you Canadian? I am chatting with clients on the internet.







Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GrumpyMan]

I asked her if she belived in God. She said yes she did. Interesting for a bot to say.

 

[Darien]

LMAO -- this bot is awesome

 

[hdeck]

haha, this is good stuff.

 

[wfbberzerker]

i dont get it... theres just this face following me around

EDIT: lol, i just didnt maximize window

 

[Occifer]

Human: Who are your friends?
G. Bot: you

Human: who else?
G. Bot: Santa Claus.

 

[Kilrsat]

Human: would you sleep with me for $1 million?
G. Bot: I am not so sure if I would like to sleep with you for 1 million.

Human: how about $10 million?
G. Bot: How about it.

Human: Good
G. Bot: Alright then.

Human: I'll give you $1.50 to sleep with me
G. Bot: Congratulations.


Man, she's cheap.

 

[pulse8]

heheh.....

Human: Suck me, beautiful
G. Bot: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

 

[ElFenix]

i wonder if you can get that bot for icq or aim?

 

[halik]

Human: how often do you have sex
G. Bot: Hourly.

Damn ...got me beat

 

[Howard]

Human: Can you help me take over a country?
G. Bot: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

 

[Snuffaluffaguss]

AIM ZoeOnAol is the same bot software

 

[Rent]

Me: EH
G. Bot: Are you Canadian?

 

[neutralizer]

ZoeOnAOL is slightly more primitive i think.

 

[schizoid]

Me: my poop smells
Her: Do Robots have poop smells?