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fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: schizoid
Who would win in a Pro Wrestling Cage Match Tourney, with the following seeds:

1. Schizoid
2. Mercenary4Hire
3. Conjur
4. Dighn
5. Notfred
6. Ameesh
7. ElFenix
8. LOLYourFace

Assume the standard seeing conventions (i.e. 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7, etc) until a champion has been crowned!

I have no professional training (haha sorry, had to do the hung reference), but is it okay if I do this in terms of verbal flame-war wrestling because I don't have pics of everybody in question.

Quarter-Finals
Schizoid vs LOLYourFace - Schizoid, I've seen some odd posts from you and I think you'd have it in you to win this one.
M4H vs ElFenix - ElFenix, he's been around the block. besides M4H would just keep posting "kill yourself" over and over ;)
Conjur vs Ameesh - Ameesh, he's the most annoying person with over 10k posts. Conjur is a lover not a fighter! (yagt.org)
Dighn vs Notfred - Notfred, who's Dighn? besides notfred has a lot of hate in him ATM

Semi-Finals
Schizoid vs notfred - notfred, he'd beat you down in a second
Ameesh vs ElFenix - ElFenix, experience whens over stupidity. Besides Ameesh would just yell M$ 4 lyfe!

Finals
notfred vs elfenix - notfred, nothing like a man with a broken heart (as in his baby got stolen from him)

:p
 
Nov 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: conjur
But, I shave off all of my nosehair and I *still* get boogers. :confused:
How do you get the razor up there? :confused: :p
Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He's overseas right now in Asia helping a friend put together an electronics business. He's retired from his old job as an importer/exporter.
Originally posted by: CPA
Does all your base belong to us?
I have one base, and it belongs to me!

Is your dad Art Vandelay?
 
Nov 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: conjur
But, I shave off all of my nosehair and I *still* get boogers. :confused:
How do you get the razor up there? :confused: :p
Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He's overseas right now in Asia helping a friend put together an electronics business. He's retired from his old job as an importer/exporter.
Originally posted by: CPA
Does all your base belong to us?
I have one base, and it belongs to me!

Is your dad Art Vandelay?
 
Nov 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: conjur
But, I shave off all of my nosehair and I *still* get boogers. :confused:
How do you get the razor up there? :confused: :p
Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He's overseas right now in Asia helping a friend put together an electronics business. He's retired from his old job as an importer/exporter.
Originally posted by: CPA
Does all your base belong to us?
I have one base, and it belongs to me!

Is your dad Art Vandelay?
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Why doesn't anyone know what happens to people after they die ?
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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When will the Washington Capitals be a winning team again ?
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: Crazymofo
Can fs5 get me out of my lease?

Reading that thread it looks like you are indeed SOL. Your best bets are probably:
http://www.leasetrader.com/
http://www.swapalease.com/
http://www.leasetrade.com/
http://www.leasesource.com/

just don't do it yourself
Unlike informal lease transfers between individuals, which can be very risky, Swapalease offers the seller a complete release from any obligation to the lending institution. If the buyer doesn't make the payments or fails to maintain the vehicle, it's not the seller's problem.
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news/swapalease.html
 

DrNoobie

Banned
Mar 3, 2004
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What is the correct course of action when a patient is showing shortness of breath, chest pains, rapid heart and respiratory rate? And what pre-test diagnosis would you make?

EDIT: spelling
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: rh71
Why doesn't anyone know what happens to people after they die ?

Let's assume that something does happen to people when they die. First you have to define death. If you take the medicial definition of
death than there ARE people that know what happens because people have been brought back from "death". People that return from near death experiences often describe leaving their body, a white light, dark tunnel, meeting a spirtual being.

The reason that nobody knows for certain is because of their believes. If you're aethists than wouldn't you consider this mumbo jumbo? If you were Hindu than wouldn't you believe this is false too? Shouldn't Ganesh be waiting for you on the other side?

If you're talking about biologically dying (where no action can be taken to bring you back) no living person knows for sure. It's all based on belief.
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: rh71
Why do people give @ sh!t about religion ?

Because they need something to explain the unexplainable. It's human nature to explain things that we don't understand and the easiest way is to come up with a system that explains everything. That's my take on it at least, I'm Agnostic myself.
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Heh, couldnt find my username :(

If the hokey pokey is what its all about, will all have to turn ourselves around?
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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What ryhmes with Purple?

I'll give you a hint, its not in the english dictionary, instead its from a tv show :p
 

AFB

Lifer
Jan 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: moomoo40moo
If a truck carrying a bunch of birds (the whole back filled up)weighed a thousand pounds, and you went on a scale, and you then proceed to hit the side of the truck and make the birds fly, would the scale be any different? *Taking into consideration the downforce the birds would make on the truck also.
yes it would fluctuate, go jump on a scale and see what happens. same principal
Originally posted by: amdfanboy
I am I going to be banned in the near future ?????:)
"As I see it, Yes" according to the magic 8-ball

Ha, My sources say no. :D

hm... that's odd because I asked it again and it said "YES DEFINITELY"! you're screwed!

<pirate>Arrg.... They'll never take me allive</pirate>:beer::D
 

SarcasticDwarf

Diamond Member
Jun 8, 2001
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Here's one:

What are the top publishers of fantasy and/or fiction in the US by either volume or sales?
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: TallBill
Heh, couldnt find my username :(

If the hokey pokey is what its all about, will all have to turn ourselves around?

you obviously didn't read the thread :D
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: new2AMD
Is doing the Hokey Pokey really what its all about?

nope. It's all about the "Hokey-cokey" which was created before the Hokey Pokey.
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Originally posted by: TallBill
What ryhmes with Purple?

I'll give you a hint, its not in the english dictionary, instead its from a tv show :p

well no english word rhymes with purple. Is the tv show one that's shown in the USA? Is it canceled/over or still showing?
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Here's one:

What are the top publishers of fantasy and/or fiction in the US by either volume or sales?

Are we talking about books? Are comic books included?
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: TallBill
No, its on NBC :p

huh?
which ones of these rhymes with purple?

American Dreams
Average Joe
Average Joe: Hawaii
Average Joe: Adam Returns
The Apprentice
The Contender
Crossing Jordan
Ed
ER
Fear Factor
Frasier
Friends
Good Morning, Miami
Happy Family
Las Vegas
Law & Order
Law & Order: CI
Law & Order: SVU
Miss Match
The Restaurant
Scrubs
Third Watch
The Tracy Morgan Show
The West Wing
Whoopi
Who Wants to Marry My Dad
Will & Grace
The Tonight Show / Leno
Late Night / Conan
Last Call / Carson
Saturday Night Live
Daytime Home
Days of our Lives
Passions
Fan Festival
News Home
Today
Dateline NBC
NBC Nightly News
Early Today
Access Hollywood
NBC Sports
BTC_Charlie's Angels
Daytime Emmys
Online Games
NBC on Amazon
NBC Featured Music
NBC Featured Video
Movies & Specials
Discovery Kids on NBC
NBC Winners
The More You Know