Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

[somethingwitty]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: Lounatik

A:I'm not too sure,but mine points to 12:00 when its time for love.
Q:Where,oh where, has my Underdog gone?
Peace
Lounatik

A: It got violated by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog.

Q: For that matter, where have all the cowboys gone?

A: I dunno, ask Paula Cole.

Q: If Doug Christie can get an NBA contract does that mean my grandmother could too? because I know she'd at least hit rim with an open look like he had.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: somethingwitty

A: I dunno, ask Paula Cole.

Q: If Doug Christie can get an NBA contract does that mean my grandmother could too? because I know she'd at least hit rim with an open look like he had.

A: I'm sure she could, although your grandfather would be jealous.

Q: Why am I so buff?

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: somethingwitty

A: I dunno, ask Paula Cole.

Q: If Doug Christie can get an NBA contract does that mean my grandmother could too? because I know she'd at least hit rim with an open look like he had.

A: I'm sure she could, although your grandfather would be jealous.

Q: Why am I so buff?

A: Because you're also tuff.

Q: Why do I like the introduction to master of puppets, by metallica?

 

[Modeps]

Q: Why do I like the introduction to master of puppets, by metallica?

A: could be the same reason you like to eat your own poop.

Q: In hockey, if someone takes your stick and throws it upward into his own face... should you get called for high-sticking?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Intake77

Q: Why do I like the introduction to master of puppets, by metallica?

A: could be the same reason you like to eat your own poop.

Q: In hockey, if someone takes your stick and throws it upward into his own face... should you get called for high-sticking?

A: Only sissies play hockey.

Q: What percentage of ATOT users read all of this thread, or is planning to?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

A: Only sissies play hockey.

Q: What percentage of ATOT users read all of this thread, or is planning to?

A: Only me, 'cuz I'm bored.

Q: Where do threads go when they die? Is there an ATOT in heaven?

 

[ThePresence]

A: Only me, 'cuz I'm bored.

Q: Where do threads go when they die? Is there an ATOT in heaven?

A: They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July.

Q: Huh?

 

[Red Dawn]

A: They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July.

Q: Huh?

A: Homo's are hard of hearing

Q: Are all Basketball fans such whiners or is it just the Nancyboy Laker and Kings fans?

 

[ThePresence]

A: Homo's are hard of hearing

Q: Are all Basketball fans such whiners or is it just the Nancyboy Laker and Kings fans?

A: Nah, it's just a homophobic, angry, bitter old man preception 😉

Q: Nets or Lakers?

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

A: Homo's are hard of hearing

Q: Are all Basketball fans such whiners or is it just the Nancyboy Laker and Kings fans?

A: Nah, it's just a homophobic, angry, bitter old man preception 😉

Q: Nets or Lakers?

A: NEFs!

Q: Why is your foot in your mouth?

 

[TuffGirl]

A: because toe cheese is actually tasty😱

Q: If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: klee58
A: because toe cheese is actually tasty😱

Q: If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

A: That depends, in the case of pending world destruction, paper or plastic?

Q: Well? Paper or plastic?


Cheers ! 🙂

 

[BigJohnKC]

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: klee58
A: because toe cheese is actually tasty😱

Q: If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

A: That depends, in the case of pending world destruction, paper or plastic?

Q: Well? Paper or plastic?


Cheers ! 🙂

A: Both. Sometimes you have to double bag it.

Q: When Ronald Reagan got alzheimer's, who could tell?

 

[element]

Q: When Ronald Reagan got alzheimer's, who could tell?

A: I don't remember.

Q: Was that question about Reagan's Alzheimer's out of line? Over the top?

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: element®

Q: When Ronald Reagan got alzheimer's, who could tell?

A: I don't remember. Q: Was that question about Reagan's Alzheimer's out of line? Over the top?

A: Only if you take offense to it.

Q: Anyone wanna go out on a date with me?

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: element®

Q: When Ronald Reagan got alzheimer's, who could tell?

A: I don't remember. Q: Was that question about Reagan's Alzheimer's out of line? Over the top?

A: Only if you take offense to it.

Q: Anyone wanna go out on a date with me?

A: No, you smell like fish.

Q: Who's your daddy?

 

[kranky]

A. You spelled "Hoosier" wrong.

Q. Is it possible to identify and exploit people who would have no idea that their brains were being used for quantum computation?

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: kranky
A. You spelled "Hoosier" wrong.

Q. Is it possible to identify and exploit people who would have no idea that their brains were being used for quantum computation?

A: Ask LinuxBoy

Q:why is the sky blue

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: DaiShan
Q:why is the sky blue

A: Light is made up of electromagnetic waves. The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength. White light contains all the colors of the rainbow. The amount of light scattered for any given colour depends on the wavelength of that colour. All the colors in white light have different wavelengths. Red light has the longest wavelength. The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light. This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light. Lord Rayleigh studied this phenomena in detail. It is caused the Tyndall effect or Rayleigh scattering. Lord Rayleigh also calculated that even without smoke and dust in the atmosphere, the oxygen and nitrogen molecules would still cause the sky to appear blue because of scattering. When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision. This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue. All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too. Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most. (The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere) Actually, violet has the shortest wavelength of all colors. Violet is scattered even more than blue light. However, our eyes are much more sensitive to see blue than violet, therefore we see the sky as blue. Very little visible light is absorbed by the atmosphere.

Q: Do I really smell like fish?

 

[Carl Uman]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: DaiShan
Q:why is the sky blue

A: Light is made up of electromagnetic waves. The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength. White light contains all the colors of the rainbow. The amount of light scattered for any given colour depends on the wavelength of that colour. All the colors in white light have different wavelengths. Red light has the longest wavelength. The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light. This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light. Lord Rayleigh studied this phenomena in detail. It is caused the Tyndall effect or Rayleigh scattering. Lord Rayleigh also calculated that even without smoke and dust in the atmosphere, the oxygen and nitrogen molecules would still cause the sky to appear blue because of scattering. When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision. This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue. All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too. Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most. (The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere) Actually, violet has the shortest wavelength of all colors. Violet is scattered even more than blue light. However, our eyes are much more sensitive to see blue than violet, therefore we see the sky as blue. Very little visible light is absorbed by the atmosphere.

Q: Do I really smell like fish?

A: Can't tell. You tell us!

Q: When Will the stock market turn around?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Q: Do I really smell like fish?

A:Why? been in a little girl's pocket lately? :QQ: Can I get a witness?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER< :QQ: Can I get a witness?

A: Not unless you pay me

Q: Why do I love to sleep so damn much?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER< :QQ: Can I get a witness?

A: Not unless you pay me

Q: Why do I love to sleep so damn much?

A:your depressed
Q: Why don't people understand the actual meaning of UFO and always think it means aliens?

 

[CStroman]

A:your depressed
Q: Why don't people understand the actual meaning of UFO and always think it means aliens?

A: Because people are stupid.

Q: Why are CDs round?

 

[Lounatik]

A: Because people are stupid.

Q: Why are CDs round?

A:C'mon man, everyone knows that round is the sound that follows you around.



Q:If you had a choice between getting violated by Osama bin Laden or going down on Hillary Clinton,would you kill yourself first?





Peace




Lounatik