Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC

A: Hit it and go directly to jail.

Q: If there really are multiple universes, what do they call the thing they're all a part of?

A: Television

Q: why the hell am I posting in this thread for the second time?

A: because your will is not your own

Q: are you a man or a mouse?

A: I'm a heterosapien.
Q: What is the point to latex if it doesn't feel good?

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

A: Postcount + 1 you nef
Q: If there is no spoon, then do forks really exist?

A: not without a knife close by
Q: who else is with me in hating pants?

 

[Modeps]

Q: who else is with me in hating pants?

A: I take them off as soon as I get home... damn them!
Q: Whats missing from this picture? ITS JUST ME WITHOUT MY BIKE! WHERE IS MY BIKE?!?!?

 

[PsychoAndy]

A : It's near the fire....in mah pants

Q: how much longer should i stay up?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: guapo337
A: til 4:30am.

Q: why the hell am i going to a figure skating thing with my girlfriend tonight?

A: because you are whipped

Q: Why does Jerboy bump old threads that have died because everything has already been said?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: guapo337
A: til 4:30am.

Q: why the hell am i going to a figure skating thing with my girlfriend tonight?

A: because you are whipped

Q: Why does Jerboy bump old threads that have died because everything has already been said?

A: Because he's cool that way.

Q: Why do I never go to my CS lecture?

 

[Modeps]

Q: Why do I never go to my CS lecture?

A: to put your hands together for snoop doggy dog and the fabulous dramatics.

Q: Put your gun away, run away... why?

 

[kranky]

A. Because you're going. At all. If she asked you to put on a bunny suit and dance the macarena, would it really matter if it only lasted five minutes?

Q. Do people still write graffiti in bathrooms?

 

[bmd]

Originally posted by: guapo337

Originally posted by: kranky
A. Because you're going. At all. If she asked you to put on a bunny suit and dance the macarena, would it really matter if it only lasted five minutes?

Q. Do people still write graffiti in bathrooms?

ouch kranky.. that was harsh..

A: yes, they do.

D: Why was 6 scared of 7?

D?! wth is D? Anyways...

A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why is my little brother so annoying?

 

[ThePresence]

A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why is my little brother so annoying?

A: Because he's your little brother. That's his job.

Q: Why am I still here?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why is my little brother so annoying?

A: Because he's your little brother. That's his job.

Q: Why am I still here?

A: Because your here, your queer, and you will not disappear Q: Why do little girls put fish in their pockets?

 

[DielsAlder]

A: Because they need to get their fun some how.


Q: Why is the grass green?

 

[Modeps]

Q: Why is the grass green?

A: To get to the other side!

Q: Wanna make somethin' of it?

 

[lawaris]

Originally posted by: Intake77

Q: Why is the grass green?

A: To get to the other side!

Q: Wanna make somethin' of it?

A : nothing ... cos' nothing is what it seems

Q : why do you love ?

 

[Red Dawn]

A : nothing ... cos' nothing is what it seems

Q : why do you love ?

A: Because it's my nature

Q: Why do you suck?

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: guapo337
ouch kranky.. that was harsh..

He had a smiley, as did I!

Red thought he had the thread killer question...

A. Don't talk to your mirror.

Q. Is it now the goal of the fast-food industry to make it so everything on the menu can be eaten while driving?

 

[element]

Q. Is it now the goal of the fast-food industry to make it so everything on the menu can be eaten while driving?

A. Yes so you will be distracted while driving, causing an accident that will have you and the person you hit eating hospital food so you will enjoy fast food more when you leave said hospital. Thereby increasing fast food consumption exponentially until...

Q. Why don't Oprah and Rosanne Bar/Arnold whatever her name is now explode?

 

[somethingwitty]

Originally posted by: element®

Q. Is it now the goal of the fast-food industry to make it so everything on the menu can be eaten while driving?

A. Yes so you will be distracted while driving, causing an accident that will have you and the person you hit eating hospital food so you will enjoy fast food more when you leave said hospital. Thereby increasing fast food consumption exponentially until...

Q. Why don't Oprah and Rosanne Bar/Arnold whatever her name is now explode?

A: I think it has to do with the law of conservation of fat people. They're fat, Jared's thin.

Q: If, hypothetically, someone were to "bump off" Jared, would the world's overall increase in happiness be worth the site of Oprah and Rosanne exploding on national TV?

 

[Freejack2]

Originally posted by: somethingwitty

Originally posted by: element®

Q. Is it now the goal of the fast-food industry to make it so everything on the menu can be eaten while driving?

A. Yes so you will be distracted while driving, causing an accident that will have you and the person you hit eating hospital food so you will enjoy fast food more when you leave said hospital. Thereby increasing fast food consumption exponentially until...

Q. Why don't Oprah and Rosanne Bar/Arnold whatever her name is now explode?

A: I think it has to do with the law of conservation of fat people. They're fat, Jared's thin.

Q: If, hypothetically, someone were to "bump off" Jared, would the world's overall increase in happiness be worth the site of Oprah and Rosanne exploding on national TV?

A: Yes, however if Oprah were to explode on national TV, Krispy Kreme stock would go plummeting!

Q: Will the world end when there are 2 starbucks on every corner?

 

[element]

Q: Will the world end when there are 2 starbucks on every corner?

A: No, caffienated capitalists are good for the world economy.

Q: But what of caffienated communists?

 

[etalns]

stupidheads

 

[element]

Qosis, go back to chatting on AOL, and remind your friends on AOL to collect their welfare checks.

 

[Jimmyjammer]

Originally posted by: element®

Q: Will the world end when there are 2 starbucks on every corner?

A: No, caffienated capitalists are good for the world economy.

Q: But what of caffienated communists?

A: They shared the coffee with everone else, so they need more Starbucks anyway.

Q: What time is love?

 

[Lounatik]

A: They shared the coffee with everone else, so they need more Starbucks anyway.

Q: What time is love?

A:I'm not too sure,but mine points to 12:00 when its time for love.


Q:Where,oh where, has my Underdog gone?






Peace





Lounatik

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Lounatik

A:I'm not too sure,but mine points to 12:00 when its time for love.
Q:Where,oh where, has my Underdog gone?
Peace
Lounatik

A: It got violated by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog.

Q: For that matter, where have all the cowboys gone?