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lawaris

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Originally posted by: kranky
A. The fapboys drive them away.

Q. Whatever happened to all the Y2K emergency food that people stored away?

A: FOOOOODFIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

Q: Why do men have nipples?

A : Cos' God is partial:D - they got bigger ones

Q : Why do we keep returning to this thread ?
 

DAPUNISHER

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Originally posted by: lawaris
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: kranky
A. The fapboys drive them away.

Q. Whatever happened to all the Y2K emergency food that people stored away?

A: FOOOOODFIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

Q: Why do men have nipples?

A : Cos' God is partial:D - they got bigger ones

Q : Why do we keep returning to this thread ?
A: Same reason Salmon swim back upstream to spawn

Q: is the rain in Spain mainly on the plain?
 

kranky

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A. Oh, I suppose you have fancy rain where you live. Well la-de-dah.

Q. Why are people so addicted to TV that they will watch infomercials?
 

DAPUNISHER

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Originally posted by: kranky
A. Oh, I suppose you have fancy rain where you live. Well la-de-dah.

Q. Why are people so addicted to TV that they will watch infomercials?
A:Sheep Baaahh Baaaah
Q: why do cops love donuts?
 

Modeps

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Q: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

A: Actually, the reason there are 24 hours in a day... is because there are 24 beers in a case.... (not the other way around)

Q: Why does economic status, tell us who is great?
 

lawaris

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Originally posted by: Intake77
Q: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

A: Actually, the reason there are 24 hours in a day... is because there are 24 beers in a case.... (not the other way around)

Q: Why does economic status, tell us who is great?

A : It doesn't ... if u take it as a truth u r an idiot !

Q : Why do I get involved over and over again ?
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SagaLore

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: ThePresence
A: Because stupidity can be irresistable.

Q: Got milk?

A: not on me

Q: Are they real?

A: As real as you're ever gonna feel.

Q: How do they stick all those unsolicated emails into that can?
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Beau6183
A: Huh?
Q: If God is all powerful, can he create a rock that even he can not lift? (heheehehe....)

A: depends on what he is lifting it for.

Q: why do we say 'pair of pants'?
 

Beau

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Beau6183 A: Huh? Q: If God is all powerful, can he create a rock that even he can not lift? (heheehehe....)
A: depends on what he is lifting it for. Q: why do we say 'pair of pants'?

A: One would not expect a word for a modern article of clothing to come ultimately from the name of a 4th-century Roman Catholic saint, but that is the case with the word pants. It can be traced back to Pantaleon, the patron saint of Venice. He became so closely associated with the inhabitants of that city that the Venetians were popularly known as Pantaloni. Consequently, among the commedia dell'arte's stock characters the representative Venetian (a stereotypically wealthy but miserly merchant) was called Pantalone, or Pantalon in French. In the mid-17th century the French came to identify him with one particular style of trousers, a style which became known as pantaloons in English. Pantaloons was later applied to another style that came into fashion in the late 18th century, tight-fitting garments that had begun to replace knee breeches. After that pantaloons was used to refer to trousers in general. The abbreviation of pantaloons to pants met with some resistance at first; it was considered vulgar and, as Oliver Wendell Holmes put it, ?a word not made for gentlemen, but ?gents.?? First found in the writings of Edgar Allan Poe in 1840, pants has replaced the ?gentleman's word? in English and has lost all obvious connection to Saint Pantaleon.

Q: Should I HIT IT?
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: ThePresence A: Because stupidity can be irresistable. Q: Got milk?
A: not on me Q: Are they real?
A: As real as you're ever gonna feel. Q: How do they stick all those unsolicated emails into that can?

A: What Can?
Q: What have I got in my pocket?

A1: The can of spam you goof. A2: Not much.
Q: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, then how did we know the tree fell?
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Beau6183
A:I set up surviellence cameras.
B:What's love got to do with it?

A: nothing. do her.

Q: why are some people annoying?
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Beau6183
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Q: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, then how did we know the tree fell?

A:I set up surviellence cameras.
B:What's love got to do with it?

A: Ahhhh, that's nothing but a sweet, old fashioned notion.

Q: Why do I have to ask a dumb question?
 

Czar

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Originally posted by: BigJohnKC

A: Hit it and go directly to jail.

Q: If there really are multiple universes, what do they call the thing they're all a part of?
A: Television

Q: why the hell am I posting in this thread for the second time?
 

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Originally posted by: Czar
Originally posted by: BigJohnKC

A: Hit it and go directly to jail.

Q: If there really are multiple universes, what do they call the thing they're all a part of?
A: Television

Q: why the hell am I posting in this thread for the second time?
A: because your will is not your own

Q: are you a man or a mouse?
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Czar
Originally posted by: BigJohnKC

A: Hit it and go directly to jail.

Q: If there really are multiple universes, what do they call the thing they're all a part of?
A: Television

Q: why the hell am I posting in this thread for the second time?

A: DejaVu.
Q: who do voodoo?