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Ask a Pandaist anything

Dirigible

Dirigible

Diamond Member
S'right. Anything related to the Panda, or to the Giants.

Will Pablo Sandoval fulfill his potential?
Will he eat so much he outweighs the sun?
When's he coming back from his hand surgery?
Does he really know kung fu?
Will the Giants repeat?
What is Lincecum's favorite strain?

All these answers and more can be yours. Ask away, dear friends. I'll answer the questions I feel like answering. :awe:


Kung Fu Panda:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090711122829AAM5wwK

Kung Fu Panda:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda

Kung Fu Panda:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/stats/_/id/29212/pablo-sandoval
 
An excellent inspiration.

Marisa Miller is a Giants fan. What are the chances that she will go topless if the Giants repeat? :awe:
 
MotF Bane said:
An excellent inspiration.

Marisa Miller is a Giants fan. What are the chances that she will go topless if the Giants repeat? :awe:
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She's got her mouth full right now, but when she's done I'll ask her and report back.



I can say that her topless = AMAZING.
 
Dirigible said:
Because why the fuck would we care about pandas? They're ridiculous animals too dumb to even breed, usually. Are they even tasty?
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Of course they're tasty. Big fuzzy lazy animals, so harmless... an excellent meal! You have taken the life of something helpless to munch on. 😀
 
DivideBYZero said:
Is it true your diet consists of mainly Bamboo?
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Not true. It's Chinese government propaganda. In reality, Pandas cause 99% of global warming by eating coal and pooping huge clouds of carbon dioxide gas. Also: Pandas like to use lead paint on childrens' toys.

Fuckin' pandas.
 
MotF Bane said:
Of course they're tasty. Big fuzzy lazy animals, so harmless... an excellent meal! You have taken the life of something helpless to munch on. 😀
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Probably true. But I got in trouble when I tried to shoot one. Damn tree hugging hippie environmentalists.
 
KGB said:
Is it true that Barry Bonds was actually injecting himself with bamboo extract?
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NOPE!

He knowingly injected steriods and took as many performance enhancing drugs as he thought he could get away with. He walked away with many millions. We got cool home runs. Win-win!
 
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schneiderguy said:
Marisa Miller is overrated. There are plenty of sexier Giants fans. For example, me.
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True. But your extreme sexiness is of no use to me since you started hanging out with TehMac and stopped returning my calls. 🙁



And KGB: You can't argue facts. If the science dudes say pandas die at about age 22, I guess that explains why his stats have fallen off so far.
 
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