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Dirigible

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S'right. Anything related to the Panda, or to the Giants.

Will Pablo Sandoval fulfill his potential?
Will he eat so much he outweighs the sun?
When's he coming back from his hand surgery?
Does he really know kung fu?
Will the Giants repeat?
What is Lincecum's favorite strain?

All these answers and more can be yours. Ask away, dear friends. I'll answer the questions I feel like answering. :awe:


Kung Fu Panda:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090711122829AAM5wwK

Kung Fu Panda:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda

Kung Fu Panda:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/stats/_/id/29212/pablo-sandoval
 

MotF Bane

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An excellent inspiration.

Marisa Miller is a Giants fan. What are the chances that she will go topless if the Giants repeat? :awe:
 

Dirigible

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An excellent inspiration.

Marisa Miller is a Giants fan. What are the chances that she will go topless if the Giants repeat? :awe:


She's got her mouth full right now, but when she's done I'll ask her and report back.



I can say that her topless = AMAZING.
 

MotF Bane

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Because why the fuck would we care about pandas? They're ridiculous animals too dumb to even breed, usually. Are they even tasty?

Of course they're tasty. Big fuzzy lazy animals, so harmless... an excellent meal! You have taken the life of something helpless to munch on. :D
 

Dirigible

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Is it true your diet consists of mainly Bamboo?

Not true. It's Chinese government propaganda. In reality, Pandas cause 99% of global warming by eating coal and pooping huge clouds of carbon dioxide gas. Also: Pandas like to use lead paint on childrens' toys.

Fuckin' pandas.
 

Dirigible

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Of course they're tasty. Big fuzzy lazy animals, so harmless... an excellent meal! You have taken the life of something helpless to munch on. :D

Probably true. But I got in trouble when I tried to shoot one. Damn tree hugging hippie environmentalists.
 

Kadarin

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So what's the deal with bamboo? What's so great about it that you'd make it your only food source?
 

KGB

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Is it true that Barry Bonds was actually injecting himself with bamboo extract?
 

Dirigible

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Is it true that Barry Bonds was actually injecting himself with bamboo extract?

NOPE!

He knowingly injected steriods and took as many performance enhancing drugs as he thought he could get away with. He walked away with many millions. We got cool home runs. Win-win!
 

Numenorean

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pablo-sandoval-and-the-drive-by-cake.gif
 

Dirigible

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What is a Pandaist? Do you guys have a newsletter?

Yes. And as one would guess from Numenorean's excellent gif, it is full of recipes for delicious treats. Expect to gain at least thirty pounds if you sign up for it.
 

KGB

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Are you suggesting that Pablo Sandoval will only live to the ripe, old age of 22?
 

Dirigible

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Marisa Miller is overrated. There are plenty of sexier Giants fans. For example, me.


True. But your extreme sexiness is of no use to me since you started hanging out with TehMac and stopped returning my calls. :(



And KGB: You can't argue facts. If the science dudes say pandas die at about age 22, I guess that explains why his stats have fallen off so far.