Ask a Pandaist anything

[preslove]

Speaking of Marisa Miller, WTF is up with this picture?

 

[Dirigible]

Say you're a fine looking woman, used to being "treated right" and you're visiting New Zealand. You going to rely on people like GA or Gayner? Or something soft and fuzzy that's used to having its nose in the grass for hours on end?

Exactly.

 

[MotF Bane]

Say you're a fine looking woman, used to being "treated right" and you're visiting New Zealand. You going to rely on people like GA or Gayner? Or something soft and fuzzy that's used to having its nose in the grass for hours on end?

Exactly.

lmao

 

[SlickSnake]

I came here looking for my topic, and all I got was a stupid piece of bamboo that tastes like panda ass.

Oh, I was supposed to ask a question.

 

[SlickSnake]

WTH am I supposed to do with this piece of bamboo that smells like ass panda?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass%20panda

I REALLY didn't need to know this. See, google isn't always your friend. Unless you like ass panda.

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.

"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"

I would wink right now, but it somehow seems, ummm, winky.

 

[Dirigible]

I think you may have just solved the mystery of why pandas really aren't into sex and they're all, like, endangered 'n' shit. If that's what they instinctively do in the boudoir I can't really blame them for refraining from procreation.

Thanks SlickSnake!