I'm glad you don't feel bad for us, I wouldn't want anybody to feel bad for a group of people who use a different mobile OS.
We certainly are hurting for storage with a mere 128GB available on our devices.
In all seriousness, have you ever even owned an iOS device? Because I've owned a couple android devices and with the exception to the Nexus 7 they were all garbage. Especially the Galaxy S4
Yes, I have. It's really iOS I don't like, and not Apple hardware, though they should be offering 32GB as the standard option. I'm not an Apple hater - I give them plenty of credit where credit is due (I like the design and a lot of elements of the iPads, MacBook Air, Apple TV, Mac Pro, and their displays, for instance) and shelled out ~$700 for the iPad 1 nearly on day 1 when people we still laughing at it as "a giant iPhone". If you've used Android or Windows Phone on flagship hardware, though, they have much better interfaces and are (in the case of Android) feature-rich, and the Windows Phone models that take microSD also let you install apps to microSD without any hitch. Adding a fast 64GB microSD card - and there are plenty of fast cards that make apps installed to microSD run without a difference in speed - is still significantly cheaper than getting a higher capacity iPhone.
I have never been a fan of the Galaxy S series or Samsung's phones in general (except for the Notes, which notably are less TouchWiz heavy and have the very handy S-Pen). HTC One M7 and M8 are better phones, in my humble opinion, than their iPhone counterparts, and don't lag like the Galaxy S series.
It's not about iOS vs Android or Windows Phone, though, I was simply stating that Apple could make this a non-issue by giving people 32GB minimum. If 128GB iPhone is such a boon to Apple and its users (nevermind that it's nearly $1,000 for a 128GB iPhone 6 Plus) as you make it out to be, why can't they give consumers 32GB, given the starting price of the iPhone? I don't buy the argument that 16GB is enough for most people. I know it's only anecdotal, but I hear from plenty of iPhone users that they keep running out of space on their phones, and not with heavy media storage, either.
I'm not anti-Apple, I just hold them to a higher standard, and am/will be the first to sing their praises when/if they get 90% of their specifications and design right with any product or service. Low storage is an issue for the other OS', too, and it would help if at least all the flagships jumped to 32GB first. Then hopefully next year most mid-range phones will be at that mark. I can dream, at least.
And if anyone from any camp says, "but the cloud!", you need to shut the heck up. Seriously. I'm all for cloud storage and use OneDrive, DropBox, Google Drive and cloud computing solutions, but local storage is still the best option because networks aren't perfect, especially given that true unlimited plans are nearly extinct, or if you travel a lot. Cloud storage is better as a backup, for syncing files, or for low priority or infrequently accessed media.