Originally posted by: Thin Lizzy
Thats awesome. Now I regret buying my 1GHz eMac for 700 bucks back in April of 2004!!!!!
Anyways, I was also looking at that iPod shuffle. Its kind of ugly. But you have to read this!!! Its hilarious!!!!
1: Music capacity is based on 4 minutes per song and 128Kbps AAC encoding.
2: Do not eat iPod shuffle.
What in the hell???
Here is the link
Just scroll all the way down to the where it shows the ipod shuffle attached to the notebook.
Apple IPOD SHUFFLE!
-only $99.99-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to iPod Shuffle.
Caution: iPod Shuffle may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
iPod Shuffle Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use iPod Shuffle on concrete.
Discontinue use of iPod Shuffle if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If iPod Shuffle begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
iPod Shuffle may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, iPod Shuffle should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of iPod Shuffle, Apple Computers Incorporated, and its parent company Almighty Jobs Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of iPod Shuffle include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
iPod Shuffle has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt iPod Shuffle.
iPod Shuffle comes with a lifetime guarantee.
iPod Shuffle
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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