Anyone here ever meet Anand?

minus1972

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no....I believe that Anand does not actually exist, but is instead a persona created by a group of computer scientists and monkeys.
 

pulse8

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Originally posted by: minus1972
no....I believe that Anand does not actually exist, but is instead a persona created by a group of computer scientists and monkeys.

I believe the movie Simone was inspired by this web site.
 

brxndxn

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Everyone knows Anand was just created by the hardware review industry to be an upward person with no chance of public humiliation of his private life.

I mean... look at the pictures of him. He looks like a perfect stereotype for a guy named Anand.

EDIT:

no....I believe that Anand does not actually exist, but is instead a persona created by a group of computer scientists and monkeys.

ARGGH!!
 

mpitts

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Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: minus1972
no....I believe that Anand does not actually exist, but is instead a persona created by a group of computer scientists and monkeys.

I believe the movie Simone was inspired by this web site.

STOP STEALING MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

:D
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: LakAttack
yeah, sure, I played with that dude once. he's a killer drummer, man.

LOL! Sounds like it's right out of Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady." :D
 

yowolabi

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I once saw him in an airport. He was far up in front of me, but I knew it was him. "Anand!", I yelled. He slowed down for a second and started to turn. "Anand", I yelled louder, knowing that everyone in the terminal could hear me. He paused for another second, indecisive, and then seemed to make a decision. He turned back the other way and started walking so fast he was almost running. I took off running after him, but my luggage was slowing me down. I saw he was gaining on me and I dropped my luggage and started sprinting after him. He started running too! I saw him duck into a gate area and then board a plane that was headed to Timbuktu. I ran to get on it too when I realized.... I left my tickets in my luggage!!

I watched as the plane picked up speed down the runway with a haunted look in my eye. I boarded a plane to Timbuktu, but by the time I got there, all trace of him was lost. The hotel guy said someone matching his description was asking about spelunking, the museum guy said a tow-headed individual had come by, and the coffee shop guy said he was inquiring about a city that was on the equator. I saw there were only 3 places to fly to from Timbuktu, but I was tired and wanted to go home, so I did. I never saw or heard from Anand again...
 

khlee

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Originally posted by: yowolabi
I once saw him in an airport. He was far up in front of me, but I knew it was him. "Anand!", I yelled. He slowed down for a second and started to turn. "Anand", I yelled louder, knowing that everyone in the terminal could hear me. He paused for another second, indecisive, and then seemed to make a decision. He turned back the other way and started walking so fast he was almost running. I took off running after him, but my luggage was slowing me down. I saw he was gaining on me and I dropped my luggage and started sprinting after him. He started running too! I saw him duck into a gate area and then board a plane that was headed to Timbuktu. I ran to get on it too when I realized.... I left my tickets in my luggage!!

I watched as the plane picked up speed down the runway with a haunted look in my eye. I boarded a plane to Timbuktu, but by the time I got there, all trace of him was lost. The hotel guy said someone matching his description was asking about spelunking, the museum guy said a tow-headed individual had come by, and the coffee shop guy said he was inquiring about a city that was on the equator. I saw there were only 3 places to fly to from Timbuktu, but I was tired and wanted to go home, so I did. I never saw or heard from Anand again...

rofl
 

dabuddha

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Originally posted by: yowolabi
I once saw him in an airport. He was far up in front of me, but I knew it was him. "Anand!", I yelled. He slowed down for a second and started to turn. "Anand", I yelled louder, knowing that everyone in the terminal could hear me. He paused for another second, indecisive, and then seemed to make a decision. He turned back the other way and started walking so fast he was almost running. I took off running after him, but my luggage was slowing me down. I saw he was gaining on me and I dropped my luggage and started sprinting after him. He started running too! I saw him duck into a gate area and then board a plane that was headed to Timbuktu. I ran to get on it too when I realized.... I left my tickets in my luggage!!

I watched as the plane picked up speed down the runway with a haunted look in my eye. I boarded a plane to Timbuktu, but by the time I got there, all trace of him was lost. The hotel guy said someone matching his description was asking about spelunking, the museum guy said a tow-headed individual had come by, and the coffee shop guy said he was inquiring about a city that was on the equator. I saw there were only 3 places to fly to from Timbuktu, but I was tired and wanted to go home, so I did. I never saw or heard from Anand again...

lol
when i first started reading that i thought it was real :D