So, how long have you had this irrational fear of being Taser'd?
Specifically, what activities are you participating in that you would not be willing to stop when the nice officer asks you to?
When that time arrives, please try to get some video:
I'd see it as something like this:
Officer: "Stop! {whatever you were doing} ... blah blah blah "
You: "Eat my shorts Officer! Go away! I'm busy! ... beside, you can't Taser me, I have a Taser-Proof jacket! Ha-Ha!!!!! "
Officer: " Hmmmm.... I guess I'll have to either beat you sensless with a nightstick or shoot you ... do you have a preference? Shall I call some backup and we can have a party?"
You guys are a marketeer's dream , you'll buy the solution to a non-existant problem and smiiiiile about it all day long.
Getting Taser'd isn't that bad, it's not really painful; you just drop because of CNS interference. I have been Taser'd as part of a demonstration, it's just not that big of a deal.