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Police spokesman reading statement: "The autopsy results will take around six weeks because we're desperately hoping something in the toxicology reports will save us, ell oh ell, don't read that last part out loud . . . Uh . . . Wait . . ."
Exactly. It's OK that we shot him in the back because drugs. Err...he also died of a heart attack due to heart disease. Not from bullets. Nope...totally not from bullets. Oh and then he got some excited delirium too.
Apparently this guy was charging backward. Obviously a deranged thug.
It makes sense if you actually think about it. He charged backward because his sword was ON HIS BACK! How could he stab them charging forward?
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