and you thought your day was bad.

[caivoma]

"I swear the sheep coming on to me"

 

[Kaspian]

Thats wrong, way wrong......................funny thought, LOL

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Cue the old Platters song, :music:your my dream come true, my one, and only,----ewe:music:

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
Baa Baa Busted!

A Sherborn teen was charged yesterday with having sex with sheep at a farm near his home, and police reports suggest the encounters may have gone on for nearly a year.

Roger Henderson II, 18, was arraigned yesterday in Natick District Court on charges of bestiality, cruelty to animals and breaking and entering in connection with an incident police say took place at Boggastow Farm on June 27.

According to a police report, the farm's barn had been the target of at least a dozen break-ins between August 2006 and June 2007, prompting the property owner to install surveillance cameras.

Between 3 and 4 a.m. on June 27, according to police, the camera captured and filmed a person identified as Roger Henderson II.

The man grabbed a sheep by its hind legs and dragged it to the corner of the stall, according to police. The man removed his clothes and appeared to have sexual relations with the sheep. After finishing, the man put his pants back on and left the barn with his shirt in his hand, according to the report.

"Interspecies erotica, fucko!"

 

[shortylickens]

You know, most guys his age are looking for human pussy on spring break.

"Hey Roger, how was your vacation? Did you get any?"

 

[ForumMaster]

as shown in woody allen's movie: Everything you always wanted to know about sec but were afraid to ask

 

[KoolDrew]

Wow, that's so wrong. LMAO @ the comments though> :laugh:

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
LMAO at the comments!

How do these sick fvcks get a hard on anyways?

I was thinking the same thing. Wow.

 

[Nerva]

this is sick, absolutely sick.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Well, he won't be pulling the wool over that farmer's eyes anymore. Unfortunately, he's now the black sheep of his family. I wonder if he'll stay for his trial or go on the lam(b). Someone should tell him that phrase is not "there's more than one way to share a sheep."

LMAO

 

[coolied]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
A silverback gorilla needs to grab him by his feet between 3-4am and have relations with him.

with it's monster 2 to 3 inch penis? Gorillas are not well endowed.

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: pontifex
oh man, they got it on camera too!
its one thing to be caught by one person, say the farmer, but its infinitely worse when everyone can watch it over and over again...

Wow...that will probably haunt him for the rest of his life...Now if he was from the South...he's be a local hero, and they'd show the film on Friday nights down at Bubba's Bar & Gril...

You need a comedy tutor. The Southern misconception is that they commit incest, not bestiality.


and: "he's be a local hero?"

See if you can get a 2-for-1 with a grammar tutor.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Cellmate: So... whutcha in for?

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: SpanishFry
[You need a comedy tutor. The Southern misconception is that they commit incest, not bestiality.

and: "he's be a local hero?"

See if you can get a 2-for-1 with a grammar tutor.

Yep...because a typo (he's instead of he'd) is such a grammatical error...

PLUS, just about anywhere they raise sheep, beastiality comes to mind...
Ma-aan-taa-aana...where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous...

 

[lyssword]

sheep fucker!
(lol Jay and Silent Bob strike back)

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Q: Why do the horses run so fast in New Zealand?
A: Because they know what's done to the sheep!

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