and you thought your day was bad.

[Wheezer]

Baa Baa Busted!

A Sherborn teen was charged yesterday with having sex with sheep at a farm near his home, and police reports suggest the encounters may have gone on for nearly a year.

Roger Henderson II, 18, was arraigned yesterday in Natick District Court on charges of bestiality, cruelty to animals and breaking and entering in connection with an incident police say took place at Boggastow Farm on June 27.

According to a police report, the farm's barn had been the target of at least a dozen break-ins between August 2006 and June 2007, prompting the property owner to install surveillance cameras.

Between 3 and 4 a.m. on June 27, according to police, the camera captured and filmed a person identified as Roger Henderson II.

The man grabbed a sheep by its hind legs and dragged it to the corner of the stall, according to police. The man removed his clothes and appeared to have sexual relations with the sheep. After finishing, the man put his pants back on and left the barn with his shirt in his hand, according to the report.

 

[K1052]

"It was an accident..."

 

[DnetMHZ]

<Carlin> Why is it that when a farmer has sex with a sheep he does so at the edge of a cliff?


..It's so the sheep will push back.

</carlin>

 

[krunchykrome]

A silverback gorilla needs to grab him by his feet between 3-4am and have relations with him.

 

[rise]

The man grabbed a sheep by its hind legs and dragged it to the corner of the stall, according to police.

well, he can't fall back on the "consensual" defense.

 

[BoomerD]

Oh- Ba-aa-aa-aa-by!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
<Carlin> Why is it that when a farmer has sex with a sheep he does so at the edge of a cliff?


..It's so the sheep will push back.

</carlin>

hahahahha

 

[Wapp]

The sheep was asking for it.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Wapp
The sheep was asking for it.

That's what she gets for dressing all slutty.

Why would you pick a sheep over (human) porn?

 

[pontifex]

oh man, they got it on camera too!
its one thing to be caught by one person, say the farmer, but its infinitely worse when everyone can watch it over and over again...

 

[PepePeru]

there's nothing finer than a freshly sheared sheep.
Ive even heard some guys like their sheep all fluffy and covered in wool too!

to each his own , i suppose.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Wapp
The sheep was asking for it.

That's what she gets for dressing all slutty.

Why would you pick a sheep over (human) porn?

I dunno. Apparantly its a pretty big problem in the southwest near mexico. One of the marines was saying that farmers will wake up and go out to check on the animals and sometimes the sheep will have duct tape over their mouths.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: pontifex
oh man, they got it on camera too!
its one thing to be caught by one person, say the farmer, but its infinitely worse when everyone can watch it over and over again...

Wow...that will probably haunt him for the rest of his life...Now if he was from the South...he'd be a local hero, and they'd show the film on Friday nights down at Bubba's Bar & Gril...

edit...fixed my typo...

 

[CKent]

Enough with the suspense - was the sheep hot?

 

[moshquerade]

what if the sheep enjoyed it?

 

[imported_Imp]

To each their own, but I sure hope we don't have some "special" sheep spawn some mutant-hybdrid sheepman one day...

 

[waggy]

poor kid. i really feel for him.

but man its funny.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: CKent
Enough with the suspense - was the sheep hot?

haha! no one asked for pics of the sheep yet?

 

[TallBill]

The sheep didn't say no.

 

[Feneant2]

I'll bet his father is not so happy that he named his kid after himself now.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Quickly, someone write a script: "American Pie 4 - Dude, Where's My Sheep?"

 

[Syrch]

damn that sucks for him. I honestly think the kids been embarrassed enough and no real criminal charges should be help against him.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: pontifex
oh man, they got it on camera too!
its one thing to be caught by one person, say the farmer, but its infinitely worse when everyone can watch it over and over again...

mrhands.mpg?

 

[sdifox]

Cue Clerks 2

 

[OutHouse]

one thing about sheep f*cking i would like to know. does one care if its a male or female or are they all free game?