What are you nuts? Half those reasons you listed are why we are the greatest nation on earth!
Poverty? Look at all the countries above us on that list you link? Holy smokes! The US is nearly at the bottom. ????
#38 in life expectancy? Because we're all dying of heart disease and cancer because of the rich foods we can afford and all the tobacco we smoke, chew, snort whatever!
Debt, well you've got us there. The people of the US have a big problem spending more money than they have. But why the hell do the foreign investors keep giving us this massive line of credit? They must eventually think they will get they're money back.
Highest electricity consumption? Haha, since when is electricity consumption a bad thing? We are a highly technological nation. Massive server farms, huge oil refineries, massive industrial corporations. They all use electricity. It's just another indicator of the wealth of our nation. Electric services to houses in the US have grown over the years too now that things that were once luxuries are now affordable everyday appliances. Air coniditioning being one of the biggest of these.
#1 in oil consumption? We've got the money to afford big old SUV's and Cadillacs so that's what we drive. Fuel efficiency has meant nothing to this nation until recently as gas was so affordable we didn't care how inefficient our vehicles were. Europe has been paying high gas prices for a long time now. Just another indicator of the wealth of our country.
#1 in millitary spending? Exactly! No one screws with the US because we've got the most technologically advanced millitary on the face of the planet. Yeah you're going to say well terrorists have been taking shots at us. They're the only ones who can with a reasonable hope of survival(well not the suicide bombers) and we're rapidly learning how to fight them better. You will never see another war like WWI or WWII because of our millitary. Their's always nuclear annihilation I guess, but what would be the point? Everybody would go down with us!
#1 in CO2 emissions? Because we're all so damn stinking rich we can afford big honking V8 luxury cars that have no fuel efficiency.
I could go on. But really, all these number you point to do not indicate that we're not the greatest, they indicate we are one of the wealthiest. Now if by great you mean ethical, well then you may have a point. Last time I checked though, money is power, not ethics. The countries with the biggest check books and the most powerful millitaries have been the ones to write the history books.