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BudAshes

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Amazon is suspending shipments from independent merchants for non-essential items so they can catch up on medical and household supplies:


I think the wife ordered some stuff the last few days, so as of right now we're still expected to get stuff within the next few days. But if you're buying random things you might be waiting a few weeks.

Confirmed Bezos created the Coronavirus.
 
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My daughter and I both work in grocery stores. We had people WITHOUT BABIES HORDING FUCKING BABY FORMULA and had to put a stop to it. We had a guy last week who came in at 5 a.m. and tried to buy every cold and flu medicine we had on the shelf. He flipped when told no and tried to get tough with a female cashier. If it had been up to me I would have had law enforcement trespass him from the store for a year. If it was up to me I would have kicked a lot of assholes out of the store in the past 10-day.

But a lot of people are being nice as pie about the limits and thanking us for coming to work. People's true colors are coming out.

Had groceries delivered to my car today via pickup option and the girl delivering said the same thing...

People go up to the counter with ridiculous amounts of shit - and then they get visibly irate and butt-hurt when they are turned down.

Christ, how much of a selfish asshole do you have to be to not understand that
1) You're buying WAY more shit than you need
2) You're fucking over everyone else that needs it

That level of heartlessness and not being able to see how much of a piece of shit you are tells me there's no hope for folks like that and they are worthy of throwing in a pit. Those kinds of brain cells definitely aren't going to help this nation.
 

Red Squirrel

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um, no. you can't flush that. you have to toss it in the trash.

don't be stupid in thinking that just because you can't see it in your toilet, and your plumbing in your house isn't flooding, that you aren't fucking up shit for everyone else. (and yourself "very soon from now")

don't be stupid.

Well ideally just use toilet paper but if you're going to use tissues you don't want contaminated tissues just lingering in your garbage when you're trying to get rid of a virus, bacterial infection or whatever sickness you may have. Your hvac kicks in and all that shit goes airborne. You'll never get better if you keep being exposed back to it. You want to get rid of it completely and not leave it in your house. But best bet is to just use toilet paper to blow your nose then it's safe to put it down the toilet.
 

BudAshes

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Hey - for all people want to call Amazon evil - they are shutting down price gouging, and ramping up production to help with everyone's supply problems... So... are they good or evil? ;)

Final step in our new Amazon overlords plan of world domination.
 

Red Squirrel

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I do applaud Amazon for getting rid of the price gougers. They could easily choose to not bat an eye if they wanted to, and profit off it too.
 

sdifox

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Ordered some stuff off Amazon and it will only be in next month, and it's actually stuff that's fulfilled by Amazon. Shows how backlogged they are.

It's stuff I can do without, but I do kinda hope it does show up faster as it will facilitate me if I have to work from home if it happens. Basically just adapters and such so I can more easily add my work PC to my existing KVM switch setup without redoing everything.

Worse case scenario though I think I will just setup my work PC separately. Will be bringing 2 of my 4k monitors and then use one of my existing HD ones for the primary. Will make due with that. I feel if we work from home we'll be somewhat working reduced capacity anyway.

Toilet paper?
 

rh71

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Hey - for all people want to call Amazon evil - they are shutting down price gouging, and ramping up production to help with everyone's supply problems... So... are they good or evil? ;)

There will always be people who hate large corporations based on principle. Amazon has tremendous customer service and return policies, and offer everything at a competitive price. What's not to love from a consumer perspective? Maybe they overwork the holiday staff? Haters gonna hate.

Or I could be wrong and they killed a couple baby goats along the way...
 

Red Squirrel

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There will always be people who hate large corporations based on principle. Amazon has tremendous customer service and return policies, and offer everything at a competitive price. What's not to love from a consumer perspective? Maybe they overwork the holiday staff? Haters gonna hate.

Or I could be wrong and they killed a couple baby goats along the way...

They have a pretty bad record of how they treat their staff though. Especially warehouse workers. They have crazy quotas where they don't even have time to take a drink of water or go to the bathroom. If someone feints from dehydration or heat exhaustion, nobody can help them since their quotas will be affected to and they'll be fired. It's pretty terrible. They arn't the only company like that though... most delivery companies are pretty bad too. UPS drivers don't have time to stop anywhere to pee either, they have to do it in a bottle.

They also have some sketch things they do like if a seller makes a product and it starts to sell well, Amazon will make their version of that product and sell it at a lower price.

That said I still applaud them for them going after the price gougers so they're not completely evil.
 
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There will always be people who hate large corporations based on principle. Amazon has tremendous customer service and return policies, and offer everything at a competitive price. What's not to love from a consumer perspective? Maybe they overwork the holiday staff? Haters gonna hate.

Or I could be wrong and they killed a couple baby goats along the way...

They don't treat their workers that well - especially the delivery people (though no delivery people seem to be treated very well). And they pay very little tax.

It's not unreasonable to distrust large corporations - the larger they are the more market power they have and the more political influence they have and both of those can be abused. E.g. they can be treated much more leniently by the state for misbehaviour than the little-guy would be.

Hate the game, not the player, would seem to be relevant though.
 
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They don't treat their workers that well - especially the delivery people (though no delivery people seem to be treated very well). And they pay very little tax.

It's not unreasonable to distrust large corporations - the larger they are the more market power they have and the more political influence they have and both of those can be abused. E.g. they can be treated much more leniently by the state for misbehaviour than the little-guy would be.

Hate the game, not the player, would seem to be relevant though.
Hate the game indeed.

As someone that works in tax, every company is liable for the tax in which they rightly owe. If they pay little, it's not the company being evil. It's them doing exactly what they should do. If you want to be generous and pay extra taxes the IRS has a portal website for you to toss in more at any time. Be my guest.

The reality is, there is an abundance of peddled mistatements and misunderstandings as to why Amazon pays little (From a US federal income tax perspective).

First, everyone remembers Amazon as an old original internet website. They ran their store on losses. They literally didn't have profits and instead have losses. Our tax system rightfully doesn't punish this, and allows companies to carry this over to subsequent years until they do effectively make profits. They encourage you investing and taking risks in your company to make it a profitable venture in the future.

Next, our tax system also gives generous benefits for innovation via tax benefits for R&D. Amazon has spent SHITLOADS being innovators in tons of technology. Just ask IT departments how much they shit bricks thinking about AWS. Plenty of more examples.

Anyhow, If you want to avoid corporatations paying low income taxes, do what the rest of the world did and implement a federal value added tax.
 

highland145

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New income idea. Getting porta potties in the front yard with the redneck bidet sprayer behind a screen.

Gonna be rich.
 
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Paladin3

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um, no. you can't flush that. you have to toss it in the trash.

don't be stupid in thinking that just because you can't see it in your toilet, and your plumbing in your house isn't flooding, that you aren't fucking up shit for everyone else. (and yourself "very soon from now")

don't be stupid.
People are buying tissues, paper towels, napkins and even asking to have their groceries bagged in paper at a higher rate. I figure that's hundreds of millions in damages and pluming costs once it all gets flushed.

And my daughter was joking about just like all the boomers born after the soldiers came home following WWII, how many virus babies are going to be born about a year from now if we all have to stay home for the next several months? People hoarding condoms yet?
 

BUTCH1

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um, no. you can't flush that. you have to toss it in the trash.

don't be stupid in thinking that just because you can't see it in your toilet, and your plumbing in your house isn't flooding, that you aren't fucking up shit for everyone else. (and yourself "very soon from now")

don't be stupid.
Yup, even supposedly "flushable" wipes don't break down.
 

shortylickens

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Mom likes to take the big pot, boil up several gallons of water, and send it down the toilet once a month.
She thinks it gets rid of things that clog the pipes, but I don't know.
 

BarkingGhostar

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Last night while waiting for scripts to finish running in my night job I went onto Amazon to see if Amazon had any TP. They did not. And Amazon's partners was selling TP at $4/roll.

So, I am confused. Amazon says expect delays on non-essentials. But if Amazon has no essentials why the delay?
 

Red Squirrel

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I think they just have a huge influx of orders in general. People are staying at home trying to avoid stores so they are ordering stuff. Maybe lots of bordom buying too. There's hardly any toilet paper or hand sanitizer products left so not much of that to order. It's kinda crazy though, you would think an online supply chain would be virtually limitless as it's not like as a consumer you are physically taking an item off a shelf. If the actual warehouse is empty you would think they can just get more from the supplier as needed and have a more or less limitless supply. Delays in shipping sure, but not actually being completely out.

Oddly enough a bottle of shampoo I ordered just shipped today so they are in fact processing some non essential orders but another part of that order with other stuff won't be shipped until some time near the end of the month or even next month.

I normally don't order stuff like shampoo online but it's surprisingly hard to find CG approved sulfate free shampoo in stores. I feel so millennial saying that. :p I'll have advocado toast and a $7 coffee with that.
 

Red Squirrel

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I think boredom buying is more dangerous than desperate buying.

Probably. I buy weird stuff when I'm bored, such as a 3000va variac and 1500va 120v to 480v transformer that is sitting on a shelf right now. I'll make use of those eventually... I will eventually make an isolated AC power supply for electronics work (and probably blowing stuff up for fun and profit). What gets me though is how shipping those hunks of steel from China was free, yet any time I look for servers or stuff that come from here or the US, the shipping is like $800 lol.