All hell just broke loose at CNN tonight

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repoman0

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Conservatives think liberals don’t have senses of humor but it’s because they only understand easy jokes at others’ expense. Everything else is over their heads. This was a dumb not funny joke for dumb people so no surprise who is laughing at it here.
 

Pontius Dilate

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Well I hope Greenman's wife doesn't get into a terrible car accident and winds up crippled and in pain for the rest of her life, but thinking about it sure does make me laugh! I mean the irony that he doesn't care about anyone but himself, but he's going to have to care for her 24x7! It's hilarious, right Greenman? Jokes!
 

Stokely

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Like I said, no sense of humor at all. You fellows traded it for outrage and got the short end of the stick.

Normally I don't get why people bother with piling on you, but your "humor" shows what a classless POS you really are. How about some jokes about the Sandy Hook kids next. I get that you might just be trying to rile people up--the definition of trolling, which is my definition of who gets on my very short ignore list. Welcome to it. Not that you care, just thought you should know. the downside for me is all the people that continue rising to your bait makes for some pretty empty and weird threads, but so be it.
 

K1052

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As to the incident on CNN this is what happens when online right wing brain ends up in the wild on mass media. They say stuff like this thinking it's funny because this is how they all talk to each other but it's really just crass and repellent to most people outside that circle. Same with the guy at MSG.
 

dank69

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All cable news lacks any depth and has for at least 20 years. It is just shitty entertainment, not news
It's the nature of the beast. They can't keep up with the internet on speed or convenience, so they need to manufacture drama to keep the meat puppets glued to the screen as long as possible.
 

HomerJS

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No idea who Girdusky is, but that was an epic line. I was laughing before I even watched the clip.

Let the righteous indignation flow!
Wishing death on someone just because he supports Palestinians. Once he got immediate backlash he tried to claim he heard Hamas which was an outright lie.

You two are bookends
 

brycejones

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No, I think the line was a great shot though.
I think the reason I can't embrace liberalism is because I can't give up my sense of humor.
If you can only imagine jokes that involve state sponsored assassination or belittling a marginalized group then you don’t really have a sense of humor you just like watching people be bullies.
 
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HomerJS

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Like I said, no sense of humor at all. You fellows traded it for outrage and got the short end of the stick.
Hope your wife/gf meets Trump and he sticks his fingers up her pvssy. After all he is a celebrity and it's cool right?

Haha, now that's funny
 

[DHT]Osiris

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No, I think the line was a great shot though.
I think the reason I can't embrace liberalism is because I can't give up my sense of humor.
How is that a 'great shot'? It's just suggesting that he's a member of Hamas.

The fact that you find it funny is telling. There'll be a time very soon when white people are the minority, can't wait to see how well you take those jabs when they're directed at you instead.
 
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Pens1566

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No idea who Girdusky is, but that was an epic line. I was laughing before I even watched the clip.

Let the righteous indignation flow!

That seems like the response that only a fucking piece of shit would have.
 

fskimospy

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Like I said, no sense of humor at all. You fellows traded it for outrage and got the short end of the stick.
I think the main issue is conservatives don't understand humor and never have. This is why there are so few successful right wing comedians but so many successful liberal ones.

Humor can be and should be transgressive but what conservatives never get is the HUMOR comes first, and transgression second. To illustrate you should listen to Carlin's bit about how he likes it when a lot of people die. It's funny because it shows how we claim to hate death and destruction yet we can't watch or read enough about it. You aren't supposed to admit that though. 'I hope you are assassinated because you support Palestine' isn't funny because there's... no joke there.
 

APU_Fusion

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Let’s hope green man’s home and family are the first to be bombed by trump using military on American people. Haha hahaha such a funny joke. 😂 /s
 

HomerJS

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I think the main issue is conservatives don't understand humor and never have. This is why there are so few successful right wing comedians but so many successful liberal ones.

Humor can be and should be transgressive but what conservatives never get is the HUMOR comes first, and transgression second. To illustrate you should listen to Carlin's bit about how he likes it when a lot of people die. It's funny because it shows how we claim to hate death and destruction yet we can't watch or read enough about it. You aren't supposed to admit that though. 'I hope you are assassinated because you support Palestine' isn't funny because there's... no joke there.
They don't get it. They can't tell the difference between racism and racist jokes. You can make jokes that are racist and funny. Colin Jost and Michael Che do it all the time on SNL and they are very funny. Look it up on YouTube.

There is a time and place for jokes. Politicians are not comedians and they have no place telling racist jokes, in the context of a contested campaign. George Lopez told a Hispanic joke where the premise was this is what they say about us. What was said at the Trump rally? Puerto Ricans are garbage. There were also non comedians that said racist shit and all of it was vetted by the Trump campaign.

They keep crying people shouldn't get so offended. Remember the Al Smith dinner that Harris turned down? What if she did attend and said the following...

I'm so glad to be at this dinner to prove we can all take a joke. I brought a guest with me the porn star Rocco Siffredi (turn towards Malania) you know, Melania in case you wanted to get a little payback.

Question: Would not conservatives have the biggest meltdown in history?
 

[DHT]Osiris

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They don't get it. They can't tell the difference between racism and racist jokes. You can make jokes that are racist and funny. Colin Jost and Michael Che do it all the time on SNL and they are very funny. Look it up on YouTube.

There is a time and place for jokes. Politicians are not comedians and they have no place telling racist jokes, in the context of a contested campaign. George Lopez told a Hispanic joke where the premise was this is what they say about us. What was said at the Trump rally? Puerto Ricans are garbage. There were also non comedians that said racist shit and all of it was vetted by the Trump campaign.

They keep crying people shouldn't get so offended. Remember the Al Smith dinner that Harris turned down? What if she did attend and said the following...

I'm so glad to be at this dinner to prove we can all take a joke. I brought a guest with me the porn star Rocco Siffredi (turn towards Malania) you know, Melania in case you wanted to get a little payback.

Question: Would not conservatives have the biggest meltdown in history?
Yup, when a race is begin targeted, it's funny for racists. When conservatives are being targeted, it's just plain targeting them.

Hateful hypocrites, one and all.
 

fskimospy

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They don't get it. They can't tell the difference between racism and racist jokes. You can make jokes that are racist and funny. Colin Jost and Michael Che do it all the time on SNL and they are very funny. Look it up on YouTube.

There is a time and place for jokes. Politicians are not comedians and they have no place telling racist jokes, in the context of a contested campaign. George Lopez told a Hispanic joke where the premise was this is what they say about us. What was said at the Trump rally? Puerto Ricans are garbage. There were also non comedians that said racist shit and all of it was vetted by the Trump campaign.

They keep crying people shouldn't get so offended. Remember the Al Smith dinner that Harris turned down? What if she did attend and said the following...

I'm so glad to be at this dinner to prove we can all take a joke. I brought a guest with me the porn star Rocco Siffredi (turn towards Malania) you know, Melania in case you wanted to get a little payback.

Question: Would not conservatives have the biggest meltdown in history?
I am a big fan of inappropriate and offensive humor - that's why George Carlin is the GOAT in my opinion.

But what's the joke here? Genuine question. As far as I can tell the joke is 'I hope you are killed'.
 

fskimospy

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Maybe I should be a conservative humorist.

I'll just go around saying 'I hope your family is raped to death'. When people get mad at me for saying it I can tell them they lack the ability to understand my comedic genius.

On the plus side doing that probably gets me invited to CPAC. Do they pay for speakers?
 
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brycejones

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Maybe I should be a conservative humorist.

I'll just go around saying 'I hope your family is raped to death'. When people get mad at me for saying it I can tell them they lack the ability to understand my comedic genius.

On the plus side doing that probably gets me invited to CPAC. Do they pay for speakers?
Who knows if CPAC pays but you will make bank on your speaking tour endorsing your new book Liberals Suck because they don’t find the humor in being raped to death (one alpha male’s fight to take back America)
 

fskimospy

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Who knows if CPAC pays but you will make bank on your speaking tour endorsing your new book Liberals Suck because they don’t find the humor in being raped to death (one alpha male’s fight to take back America)
I’m being cancelled for my bold truth telling.