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alkemyst said:
lol, I don't get stressed about it. The assumption is most here are not joking so I just return in kind.

Anyhow, 204 this morning on the dot. Chances are if I didn't have 5 beers last night I'd have hit 203. Still 33 lbs in 12 weeks is ok with me.
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5 light beers you maybe could have lowered your weight just because the alcohol will dehydrate you.
 
purbeast0 said:
the sad part is most of you guys really do care, or else you wouldn't be posting and replying to him.
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He's derailing a food thread actually.

edit: glass of brita filtered water this morning with a banana.

I peel my bananas ape style, I pinch the tip away from the stem and peel that bitch like a pro.

Any idiots actually try and peel from the stem? Please post here so I can laugh at you.
 
momeNt said:
He's derailing a food thread actually.

edit: glass of brita filtered water this morning with a banana.

I peel my bananas ape style, I pinch the tip away from the stem and peel that bitch like a pro.

Any idiots actually try and peel from the stem? Please post here so I can laugh at you.
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I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies
 
Saint Nick said:
I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies
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wowoweewow! The ignorance of some people is truly astounding. Thankfully I haven't had to put up with that, everybody who has seen me doing it ape style was immediately a convert. I sell hard though and am pretty enthusiastic about it.
 
Saint Nick said:
I've actually had idiots laugh at me for peeling ape style. "That is a stupid way of doing it,"

O RLY? Then why is it so much easier and you dont' fuck up your banana that way? Dummies
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lol yeah. i showed my kids hot to do that and they were amazed at how easy it is to get the banana open. Also no damage done to it.
 
momeNt said:
He's derailing a food thread actually.

edit: glass of brita filtered water this morning with a banana.

I peel my bananas ape style, I pinch the tip away from the stem and peel that bitch like a pro.

Any idiots actually try and peel from the stem? Please post here so I can laugh at you.
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I peel both ways depending on which end of the banana I get to first. If it's the stem side, I slide my thumb nail into it horizontally and slice the top so it peels just as easily as the other way. Takes the exact same amount of time as pinching the bottom *shrug*.
 
it baffles me when I see noobs who completely fail at bananas.

Some open it by pulling the part that kept the banana attached to the tree, and break the peel in a retarded way so that they can't hold it without having peel hanging down and touching their hand with the sticky humid part, or remove it completely everytime and eat the banana like retards, and then have to wash their hands.
This is stupid because you get your hands sticky and you eat the dirt you have on your hands.
The good thing about bananas is that you eat it fast, it tastes good, you don't get your hands sticky like with apples, you don't have to wash it or wash your hands, and thus you can eat it on the road.
The only proper way to do it is to pinch the tip and tear it open in multiple directions (like 3 strips of peel).
Clean and efficient.
 
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