Alky's thread.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by alkemyst, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. PricklyPete

    PricklyPete Lifer

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    I can't believe there are actually banana snobs too.
     
  2. TecHNooB

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    from the descriptions, i had no idea what the monkey method was until I youtubed it. how is this nuance significant? it really makes no difference in the eating experience.
     
  3. momeNt

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    The difference is showing that you know how to properly open a banana. The eating experience can be hampered when you have the stem dangling awkwardly when trying to eat though.

    Sure it may be a small thing, but it's still an important step in being a normal person.
     
  4. jupiter57

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    LOL at Prima donnas who have to peel bananas before eating them!

    You guys probably peel grapes before you eat them too, don't you?

    Just like potatoes, etc., the "peel" is where most of the nutrition is!
     
  5. TecHNooB

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    i do aspire to be a monkey sometimes
     
  6. momeNt

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    Hopefully that isn't meant to demean the proper way of peeling or to say that a monkey couldn't be better at something than a human. Respect nature and respect the way bananas are meant to be peeled.
     
  7. Brigandier

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    If you peel your banana the wrong way, you cannot use it to spin cars out behind you.
     
  8. Anubis

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    i guess i do as well, TBH ive never heard of anyone peeling it the other way
     
  9. Keeper

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    Know what? This thread needs another pic of Alky taking a picture of himself in the mirror like those 15-17 year old girls do...
    That is the BEST... Me? I for one am shocked....
    I would have thought for SURE of his "tails" could take it for him instead of him being alone..... In a bathroom, or bedroom......Flexing...

    Just sayin...
     
  10. alkemyst

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    Lol, my bodybuilding progress pics I just do myself every couple of weeks.

    I bet you cry about them.
     
  11. BudAshes

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    Would you feel better about yourself if he did?
     
  12. alkemyst

    alkemyst No Lifer

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    dude shut the *** up please.
     
  13. Keeper

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    Ummmm No.. Not really? Why would you bet that?
     
  14. Keeper

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    Wow... Maybe introduce some bran into your regime...
     
  15. alkemyst

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    because you are whining like a bitch now.
     
  16. surfsatwerk

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    Maybe you shouldn't have sodomized his mother last night? That would put anyone in a foul mood.
     
  17. Phanuel

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    I dunno, this seems like whining to me.

    Judges, can we get a ruling?
     
  18. Keeper

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    You consider this whining? Ok. You win!!

    Two thumbs up for you then. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Go take anohter pic... By yourself... In front of a mirror... And post..
    The world is waiting....
     
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  19. Keeper

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    Not sure about whining... The judges have to go to the booth.

    Had you chosen one of the following categories:
    Narcissistic
    Insecure
    Small
    Vain
    Egotist
    Angry

    You sir... Would have won the grand prize......

    :D
     
  20. Phanuel

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    Those are already assumed and qualified true!
     
  21. Keeper

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    AHHHHHH, Ignore the obvious... OF COURSE
    How silly of me............................

    ;)
     
  22. Broheim

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    stop going off topic, this thread is about food and shit not short delusional fatties :colbert:
     
  23. artvscommerce

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    just finished some excellent pizza. i love pizza
     
  24. alkemyst

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    Per Request:
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  25. alkemyst

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    Still waiting on the idiot's above pics (they scared)