After years on Monster with nothing, I finally got an offer.

[highland145]

I might actually waste a beer tomorrow on this good news.

Might.

Grats, shorty.

You would have had it anyway. :colbert;


or was that just me? 😳

 

[lxskllr]

You would have had it anyway. :colbert;


or was that just me? 😳

Just relax everybody. I'll take one for the team, and have the beer today. Don't you all worry about it


:^P

 

[mikeymikec]

Good luck @shortylickens 🙂

 

[BoomerD]

Update? Didja get the job?

 

[paperfist]

For some reason I always thought Shorty was 14 and making bank as a PC game streamer...

 

[highland145]

For some reason I always thought Shorty was 14 and making bank as a PC game streamer...

41 and packing heat at the local Hooters.

 

[BoomerD]

41 and packing heat at the local Hooters.

Parking lots fear his name...

 

[DietDrThunder]

Update? Didja get the job?

I thought he said that if he got the job we would never hear from him again. I guess he got the job.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Just relax everybody. I'll take one for the team, and have the beer today. Don't you all worry about it


:^P

I got you guys covered, I'll have a barrel aged bomber now.

 

[BudAshes]

I thought he said that if he got the job we would never hear from him again. I guess he got the job.

He's back in jail after he stuck his wiener out of the coin slot.

 

[BudAshes]

41 and packing heat at the local Hooters.

😀

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

At least I'm doing my part...

 

[BoomerD]

That looks like used motor oil in a glass

 

[DietDrThunder]

That looks like used motor oil in a glass

And the froth is from the oil fill level being too high in the pan.

 

[Ichinisan]

...

If I get a job, you will not see me anymore on these forums.
SO WISH ME LUCK!!

I like having you here, so FUCK YOUR LUCK! 😉

So many people wishing you luck. I'm not sure how to interpret that.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

That looks like used motor oil in a glass

But the oil is so delicious....

And it was barrel aged.... So it makes for even better lubricant.... 10.8% to be exact.

 

[highland145]

But the oil is so delicious....

And it was barrel aged.... So it makes for even better lubricant.... 10.8% to be exact.

Hell, it's already been in the ground for a few million years and it still needs more ageing?

 

[ponyo]

I don't have any beer but here's my toast to shorty hoping he got the job!

 

[BudAshes]

I hope he put Perk as his reference.

 

[sdifox]

Meter Maid!

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

My next dedicated celebration...

 

[darkswordsman17]

Last time I checked Monster it was endless pages of a bot having posted the same job listing (for some small time local position - meaning it made no sense to post it anywhere other than the local area - that was like a thousand miles away). I cannot even fathom how a site like that wouldn't have some manner of prevention for that type of thing.

It was literally like 30 pages at least (I clicked through several, then just started clicking ahead a few at a time, and when it got to around 30 I just gave up).

 

[Red Squirrel]

This sounds like the plot of a movie. You're probably going to be a mule for a big drug organization. 😛 These "toll booths" are going to be small cabins in the middle of the bush.

Seriously though GL! Hope you get it and that it works out.

 

[Captante]

If I get a job

Good luck !!!

you will not see me anymore on these forums

Nonsense.

 

[paperfist]

Last time I checked Monster it was endless pages of a bot having posted the same job listing (for some small time local position - meaning it made no sense to post it anywhere other than the local area - that was like a thousand miles away). I cannot even fathom how a site like that wouldn't have some manner of prevention for that type of thing.

It was literally like 30 pages at least (I clicked through several, then just started clicking ahead a few at a time, and when it got to around 30 I just gave up).

So we’re not going to be able to post a job opening there for Shorty’s replacement? I mean they’re tall boots to fill anyway... A good candidate would have to posses massive knowledge on where to find ultra skinny redhead porn, have millions of hours in on PC games and give reviews on them, dabble in sensible politics and have loads of self depreciating sex jokes.