Advantages of being fat.

[Tom]

1. won't fall through trap doors.

 

[Demo24]

warmer

 

[newbiepcuser]

You get to be a pretty popular topic on ATOT.

 

[xospec1alk]

when you cross your arms, you have a place to put em =)

 

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
when you cross your arms, you have a place to put em =)

😀 Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Cattlegod]

You can get out of doing stuff that other people you are out with will do like going up ladders, moving tables, etc. "I can't do that, I'm fat."

 

[So]

Safe from Famine.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
You can get out of doing stuff that other people you are out with will do like going up ladders, moving tables, etc. "I can't do that, I'm fat."

Not always true. I know a bunch of obese people who are hard working and will lend a hand whenever possible. The difference is they aren't lazy, they just enjoy food and readily admit that. 🙂

It is the ones who sit idlely by that need a kick in the ass flaps.

 

[dug777]

Fat people are hard to kidnap :laugh:

 

[us3rnotfound]

if fat enough you can get a handicap sign to hang on yur rearview mirror when you park at walmart. then you can whiz around in those electric powered carts they have and you can buy a lot of food cuz your stomachs are huge. people are nicer to ya because they think ya really can't do too much but lift a paw to push a button on a remote control or eat a dunkin's donut. then, you can find a healthy restaurant, eat there 24/7 until you lose > 350 Ibs, and profit hard from ads and sh1t. see you fatty are not TOTALLY worthless 😛

 

[Powermoloch]

floats on water more better.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
warmer

I've heard this is actually a lie.

but you will always carry a comfortable place to sit around with you . . .

 

[Kalvin00]

umm...none?

 

[ebaycj]

beer belly + body in sitting position = built in beer holder at the base of the sternum.

 

[Skiddex]

great place to rest your beer when sitting down.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: DEMO24
warmer

I've heard this is actually a lie.

but you will always carry a comfortable place to sit around with you . . .

I always notice that fat people tend to get hot a lot earlyer than people of normal body weight. I dunno if it's just because they have been accustomed to 70F a/c rooms or what.

 

[loup garou]

You can rub various extremeties together and smell bacon...everyone loves the smell of bacon.

 

[skace]

You can wear shorts all the way until the temperature hits absolute zero. I'd say thats a bonus.

Material to dollar, you get more clothes for your money.

 

[CptObvious]

probably easier to find your size clothes on sale (unless you live in a town with a bunch of other fat people)

 

[So]

Originally posted by: CptObvious
probably easier to find your size clothes on sale (unless you live in a town with a bunch of other fat people)

so...America?

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: loup garou
You can rub various extremeties together and smell bacon...everyone loves the smell of bacon.

OMFG 😛ukes;

 

[Darthvoy]

you could be the source of food should the plane you are in crashes and people are starving

 

[skace]

You might be able to get away with using a handicap parking spot and possibly driving one of those cool old people mobiles at the supermarket.

The serving size at wholesale stores like Walmarts and BJs actually matches your eating habbits.

 

[moshquerade]

there really are none.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Powermoloch
floats on water better.

grammar FTL... FIXED

Anyways, not always the case. Human Body Fat is actually quite dense compared to water. But if you take into account surface area, maybe this "myth" might have some validity. I do find that I sink a lot easier when I swim now that my body fat eprcentage is a lot lower.