MercenaryForHire
Lifer
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Ok if he couldn't switch lanes fast enough to avoid hitting me, what makes you think I'd be able to change lanes to get out of his way any faster?
And again: Slower is relative. You might be faster one minute until the next minute somebody even faster comes a long. Only now are you slower.
The fact that you can't contemplate a world outside of a car length in each direction from you frightens me.
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You are driving down the highway, having passed Grandma and Grandpa on the left at 75mph.
You see a pair of headlights in your rear-view mirror.
> do nothing
You are now passing a transport truck on the left.
The pair of headlights gets closer. You hear the whine of a supercharged V8 in the distance, and a brief flash of highbeams.
> do nothing
You have just passed the truck, but there is another one a short distance ahead. You can safely return to the middle lane, but would be required to decelerate to 70mph.
The distinct roar of a 4.6L DOHC Ford engine fills the cabin as the headlights approach with ferocious speed, now on high. A horn sounds.
> do nothing
You hear tires squealing and a loud horn as the Cobra slams into the rear of your vehicle, sending it into a rightwards spin. The nose of your vehicle slides into the path of the transport you just passed.
> crap pants
You soil yourself.
The transport runs you over.
You are dead.
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- M4H