Well congratulations on driving more folks away from these forums. Just because a few here get enjoyment in the group bullying and belittling of others and have been doing it for years doesn't make it right.
You make this sound like a yearly hazing, and it kinda is, but
1. everyone nominated here brought it on themselves by posting drunk, being a dick, being a dumbass, being too dumb to cut their losses in an argument, or calling a bluff when they needed to fold, and
2. this isn't the kind of hazing where we shove brooms up a guy's ass when the lights go out. This is more like a bunch of guys sitting around talking about that one time Greg tried to jump onto a moving bus from a second floor window, or when Mark tried to stare down a bouncer and literally got his dumb ass thrown out of a bar, and then awarding a ribbon to the best idiot of the group for the year.