2 line poem contest

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: aldamon
I whisper in her ear, the woman I adore,
Lama mi bomba amor por favor.

Translation please for those of us who do not speak Spanish.

 

[aldamon]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: aldamon
I whisper in her ear, the woman I adore,
Lama mi bomba amor por favor.

Translation please for those of us who do not speak Spanish.

I rate your laziness an 11.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I cannot take credit for this.

You are everything that I have been wishing for.
Now get back in the kitchen, whore.

A spinoff...

For best our love stop hastings, though our heart's compassions itch.
GET BACK IN DA KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMICH, BITCH!

 

[Qwest]

Your beauty could not be captured by even Renoir,
Stop bothering me before I pull a Chris Benoit.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: aldamon

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: aldamon
I whisper in her ear, the woman I adore,
Lama mi bomba amor por favor.

Translation please for those of us who do not speak Spanish.

I rate your laziness an 11.

Fine, be that way, lol.

 

[TallBill]

Damnit, read mine and laugh! Laugh I tell you or the thought police will whisk you away! Big Brother is watching.

 

[Mizugori]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: aldamon

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: aldamon
I whisper in her ear, the woman I adore,
Lama mi bomba amor por favor.

Translation please for those of us who do not speak Spanish.

I rate your laziness an 11.

Fine, be that way, lol.

That's slang so it's really not fair, I doubt google would be able to give it a fair translation...

anyways, it means "lick my pump please, love"

lama = command form of lamer, to lick
bomba = bomb, pump, etc, sometimes slang for cock obviously
amor = love/lover
por favor = please

happy??